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I for one am baffled as to why Johnny Foreigner isn't just rolling over for us.

Must be how the Eton Wall Game works.

Destroy all football now. Just burn it.

Aggrieved and entitled? It's hard to imagine.

That Kardashians song of his is a bit embarrassing, mind. Sixth-form angst poetry. Though I suppose he's not long out of sixth form, to be fair.

In Icelandic "pork" is pronounced "pyurk", so it still works.

Big time sensuality.

I'm still disappointed they didn't have kids so they'd have to give them the surname Goldiesson.

Seeing remarkably little coverage of the lies - actual lies - May told yesterday about Brits in the EU retaining the rights we're taking away from EU citizens in the UK.

I'm fucking not.

Tricky language, German. Glad I bothered getting a degree in it.

Proof, as if more were needed, that it's all just a jolly jape for this lot. A bit of a lark. Nothing that impacts on people's actual lives or anything.

Although I suppose this also brings us back to that Bulger conversation the other day. At what age do you stop making allowances for kids/teenagers/young adults who've been brought up in such shit circumstances that they - maybe - never really stood much of a chance?

When limbs are being broken, I'd tend to upgrade "bully" to "criminal".

Good man.

Didn't we all, didn't we all.

Yellowy.

"Must have" consumer goods are grim in ways that go way beyond sexism.

Same. Let's make a beautiful coalition.

I bought a new Garmin running watch. It is green.

The "on again" is optional btw.

Was better with the "international goal-" and the full stop.

Can we take a moment to appreciate just how grim May's "jumping the queue" rhetoric is, by the way? It'll go largely unnoticed in the broader clusterfuck of Brexit but it says absolutely everything about the woman.