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And he's been disqualified now. Perfect.

I'm happy and relieved, you must have been getting MSG withdrawal symptoms.

The French guy who just won the steeplechase at the European championships ripped off his vest with 100m to go and held it in his teeth as he cleared the last barrier. This is the same fella who regularly gets into fights with team-mates and mascots on the track. He's fun.

Yes, but none that you'd like. Don't make the same mistake these lads did, anyway: http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/05/28/english-defence-league-rally-in-london-gay-bar/

Wok in a Box's standards have improved rapidly

Hopsitality = serving beer with a smile.

There's a greasy spoon on Old Compton Street that'll do you some nice fuck chops.

It'll be battered prawns in the wok box tonight.

No, just the starter.

And the waffle served on a chopping board too, it's all wrong

or after another trip to Wok In A Box, the shart

Aye, or there are trains from Victoria and St. Pancras too. It's quite well served for somewhere you'd never want to actually go.

Quite doable from my side of Lahndan. Probably won't bother.

Yeah, that's not pleasant at all. Gute Besserung!

That is the correct response to any suggestion of going to Venn St.

The photographs will be inevitable inconclusive.

He's staying a couple of steps away from 60+ Chinese restaurants, so it'll be takeaway battered chicken balls in a cardboard box again.

He already has Facebook and Twitter. I recommend Mumsnet.

CT won't read that, it has the word "culture" in it

I'm sure this thread used to be about people's holiday plans...

It's at the National Portrait Gallery, as I said about eight posts back. Next-door to but not the same as what I'm assuming must be "that national art place". First floor, near the front. You might have to pass Tony Blair on the way though.

That's two minutes' walk from the Thatcher portrait. Two minutes' walk! I expect a selfie with your hero at the very least. Hat optional.

Dead carbs! Dead carbs!!!!