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He'll draw you one, though.

Other than the genetic one.

Well found, considering your memory! I was expecting "Couple of years ago or maybe six or seven, could have been a pub ??"

Isn't that whole post basically just a paraphrase of what Cath said recently? She'll be glad to have been right on the money about the place mind.

I assure you it's CT who says tomato

If only Ashley had freed up more funds.

I'm afraid he really can't.

And that's just CSD.

Bangkok Hilton was canny, mind.

A ting tong from somewhere.

My fella always used to get pulled over at security control . Turns out his laptop had some overlapping components inside it that looked just like the shape of a gun when viewed on an X-ray screen. Good work, designers, good work.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/502022/It-s-banter-LMA-support-Malky-Mackay-over-alleged-racist-sexist-and-homophobic-texts "Banter".

I'm pretty sure I've eaten there.

Should open the door to them as UKIP prospective parliamentary candidates for the East Midlands and Kent, though.

You know how apparently you shouldn't judge people on appearances? I've not seen any of this cunt's comedy, I've only seen the cunt on the trailers for the latest batch of Live At The Apollo repeats on Comedy Central, but I'm pretty certain he's a cunt.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

You've not got a great recent history when it comes to assuming things are a joke.

Tbf, "a drunken workless failure with little to say and poor Australian teeth with regular red backs on his toilet" probably just about covers it. Though I assume Stevie meant "worthless" and his memory's playing up.

Invented it before the Spice Girls, innit

Herbal Denpressences.

I know right, imagine having a hobby where you do the thing involved more than once. Oh hang on... Being a renter in London, obviously the main problem is we can't actually afford a dining table. Having to clear away the sex toys is a minor hindrance by comparison.

Speaking of which, did everyone else's school/college have a skanky kid with dreadlocks who claimed "the oils from the scalp mean the hair cleans itself" while batting away swarms of flies?