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"Couldn't see my willy so watched my weight instead"

Aye, being in town this weekend in and around the match was actually the hardest it's been for me since I gave up, the whole culture is naturally geared towards having a drink or three (so it's not a bad time to have given up a season ticket!). Pubs are tons better than they used to be at having soft drinks that aren't just Diet Coke or lemonade, though, which definitely helps. Saying that, it tends to correlate with whether they have beers that aren't just Carling or Fosters, so if the latter is the kind of place you're drinking then you'd better get used to watery "cola" from a soda gun.

"Shane Vlad's bitch now. Vlad break Shane in two." "......"

It certainly is.

https://twitter.com/Benjanii7/status/506537419446181888/photo/1

I'd have been all over that if I'd seen it in time. Nice to see you, to see you STONK!

Too right it's not natural. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Dummett.

My parents actually rate Dummett. I have no idea how to process this information.

This will probably be my only home match of the season. It'll no doubt interrupt an otherwise decent Saturday's socialising.

A NICE BIRTHDAY HAT

Aaaand breathe.

Called up for England. #magedia

Not a picture as such, other than taking the form of an image file, but I love Finnish so what the heck.

Been struggling with my feet again (I am an old man) so it's been a cardio-light few weeks, but I've managed to maintain my weight and I dragged myself around Parkrun on Saturday so things are getting back to normal. In Newcastle this weekend so I intend to do the Town Moor run on Saturday morning. Anyone care to join me?

I'm absolutely not suggesting that's why it made me think of Parky.

Reminds me of this, decent read.

Monsieur Pardieux, with this Faruco you are really spoiling urs!

That's pretty much all I've got left as a voter, I don't trust politicians on anything but I can at least gravitate towards the party that seems to be making the right noises when it comes to protecting the NHS.

"The accident happened on Monday at Last Stop shooting range in White Hills, Arizona." What they don't mention, for some reason, is that the gun-shootin' experience in question is called "Bullets And Burgers".

Wonder how much Mike could get for him...

We can see it thanks

Wot no Faruco?