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That's no way to talk about his houseboy.

And it'd involve crap on toast, which is close enough.

I personally rank this alongside Parky's "I'd bang a lad if I was drunk enough" on the TT confession scale.

Calorie-count. Meanwhile, Rafael Honigstein is on the telly, so my mood can only be good.

Peri-peri chicken, balsamic/garlic/thyme roast new potatoes, green beans with spring onions and sesame seeds... oh and a dollop of roast fennel for good measure.

Might try whipping up one of these beauties: http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/14/vagina-cakes/

I had a beetroot, bacon and blue cheese pizza tonight. It nearly worked.

Fuck off

I'm out with the Fish tonight. I'll give him relentless.

Was it at least a sandwich?

Congrats though. *insert fatuous comment about having a beer to celebrate tonight*

Ja Ja Touré

http://trumpetangst.tumblr.com/post/64216370126/musical-notation-as-described-by-cats

So this is the country we've become, one that sends text messages - text messages! - to our citizens telling them "Message from the UK Border Agency. You are required to leave the UK as you no longer have right to remain." Well done, everybody! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/antiracism-campaigner-and-immigration-caseworker-sent-go-home-text-messages-by-home-office-8886200.html

Got a surfeit of fennel from the market so I'm doing a couple of dishes from the Silver Spoon, a cream of fennel soup with dill and smoked salmon, and a thing that's rather dramatically called "Devil's Fennel" but is basically anchovies and fennel in a mustardy lemony reduction. I shall report back.

Oh look, it's you, what a surprise.

That too. Still, and it ties in with Stevie's blog post from yesterday, I'm always surprised at the extent to which we allow our press to actively hate the country and try to sabotage it.

It's funny we should have been saying that hours before the Sun decided to run with this ludicrous Hodgson "racism" story. Makes you wonder who the dressing room leak was - Lampard trying to stick up for Uncle Harry?

That's quite a range

Crispy fried won ton.

Beat me to it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/greggdd69/14-cardboard-boxes-that-look-like-david-cameron-5v0w

Ee, I've got some in the cupboard, soon I may be king.