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Good point. Same applies to kids too, I imagine.

We're thinking about getting a cat but it's a bit like having kids, you can never be sure you're not going to get a boring/thick one.

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That said, not a shocking change.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

Meanwhile, this is the best line-by-line deconstruction of a piece of writing since that blog post about Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi": http://33revolutionsperminute.wordpress.com/2013/10/01/the-daily-mails-ralph-miliband-editorial-annotated-version/

Mortgages? Luxury! (etc.)

More half-baked than twice-baked.

http://adragonsbestfriend.wordpress.com/2013/09/30/the-poisonous-politics-of-reducing-unemployment/ Some interesting stuff in there.

Hard to disagree really.

Inconceivable! True faggots would love the physical contact. Modern footballers are clearly hetero as fuck.

At least they're consistent.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/30/gary-lineker-defies-match-of-the-day-critics?CMP=twt_gu Gary Lineker thinks fan criticism of Match Of The Day is driven solely by the Daily Mail.

A submission for this year's Swiss Eurovision final. I think you'll all appreciate its heartfelt sentiment and skilled musicianship. http://www.eurovisionplattform.sf.tv/videos/god_has_my_heart

Gideon Osborne, inheritor of his family's fortune, telling people they can't expect something for nothing. Terrific.

The forfeit is supposed to penalise you, not us

We're even being out-HOOFed. Enough said.

Cheeky 10-egg frittata for half-time. As you do.

The Eurovision voting relationship between Iceland and the UK was never the same again.

An insight into the forum nerd thought process. History, you say? Maybe he's studying mediaeval/renaissance history. → If so, Don't you mean "Wouldst thou essay to..." etc. etc. would be a neat reply. Using his learning on the job and all that. → → Except he wouldn't be asking if they wanted fries because the potato didn't reach Europe until the 16th century. → → → Best not bother then.

Even she's on the wind-up now. Next thing she'll be parading round the house in a range of -branded merchandise.