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Ignoring the Buzzfeed-esque YOU NEED TO HEAR hyperbole, some of these are quite cool: http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/features/37164/20-isolated-vocal-tracks-you-need-to-hear-right-now

Podcast, even! Cheers Tooj, had missed that.

Why, sir, you should be ashamed of your cheek. Even if it is the only cheek you're able to bare when there are people nearby.

Or that'll happen.

Two very odd sort-of-goals equal one real one, apparently. Not complaining mind, be great if Ethiopia could reach the finals.

Relieved. We've had a friend staying with us for the last 8 or 9 days while he's between flats, and while it's been fine and he's a lovely guy who brings us booze and crisps, now that he's gone again I've realised how totally intolerant I am to sharing my personal space with anyone (other than him indoors, obviously). It's not quite been at the level of The Fish's inability to have a dump if there's anyone else in the house, but it is *so* nice to be able to relax and switch off properly again... am I a selfish bastard?

Woke up early this miserable rainy morning, so I'm whipping up some roast pepper and cherry tomato soup with a ton of garlic.

Comedy Central has it. On Virgin, anyway, I wouldn't be knowing about that there Sky.

Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHK73fMXmQ This escalated at a moderate pace.

Fellas, I'm the token forum gay. Applications to usurp me must be submitted in writing.

Rocking out with Brock's ratatouille once again. The whole house smells of vitamins.

http://ikeaordeath.com/

Aye, I would never cycle in London like, drivers and cyclists here all seem to be mildly unhinged. The big roundabout/junction near us had a fatal incident involving a cyclist a few months back. Two days later I saw a guy without a helmet ride straight across a speedy flow of cars into a one-way street (the wrong way, obviously), right next to the massed floral tributes to the dead guy. Clearly not the brightest of sparks.

FYP

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/super-tory-boy/

You are such a cunt.

I know we get irate about the "United" thing, but its use in that article is genuinely confusing considering the headline is about a different United.

And not only there...

Takeaway dish in "not healthy" shocker