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Good news for my Fantasy team consisting solely of players with a Z in their name.

Twas in a PM - I'll forward it your way when I'm next not on my rubbish phone

Jealousy?

I'm a geography hipster. Mainz is not in North West Germany.

Crikey. What's brought that on? Last time I was in they'd adopted the inevitable "burger meal deal" sub-gastropub experience, but the place still seemed pretty well-attended.

Took him five days to remember that his password is "password".

Oo, if that's a thing now then I've finally got something to crow about in this thread.

Hict!

http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24729477 Good news - just a pity the snivelling little liar's instinctive response is to say "well we'll change the law so we are allowed to do this in future".

http://instagram.com/p/f7kc5zvGHC/ Subliminal messaging... but I don't mind being manipulated.

I have already failed in my challenge - but oh! what glorious failure.

I agree.

Gary Lineker also thinks the only reason people are critical of MOTD is because they've been brainwashed by the Daily Mail.

https://twitter.com/NobbyNolano/status/393136972358615041 Does any of us really know for sure?

Mainstream. It's all about SC Victoria nowadays dahling.

That's cosmic, man!

I don't know you

They used to be massive (admittedly, we're talking 60 years ago). Well worth a look I'd say, for all it's a bit like suggesting a trip to see Blyth Spartans when you're visiting Tyneside, but I suppose any proper football fan would be well up for that too. Plus you'll no doubt be able (and allowed) to sup a Pils or two in the process.

Waller; Domino.

Brock blatantly on commission from the Edamame Bean Council of Great Britain.

If you've got one of those touch-to-pay bank cards like (say) Barclays have then you can't touch your Oyster through your wallet because they interfere with each other. And if you're going to have to get your card out of your wallet to touch in/out, might as well have it easier to hand in its own mini-wallet. It's a hard life.