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I'm trusting you on this, Stevie. It'll be gruel for tea the rest of the week if this one doesn't come off. I hope you're prepared for the guilt. Don't fret, you'll shopping at Waitrose rather than Lidl this week. I knew you'd see me right, you lovely, stubbly thing, you.

Saw the title and assumed it was going to be about "Rob": http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-N...ency_Exit_Slide

More people attend Brighton Pride than either of those, though, so poofs are officially better than you.

Stevie is here, if you can't find him: http://twitter.com/Leazeslad Also, limp-wristed Guardian plugs aside, I'd well recommend following When Saturday Comes. Some of the best football writing off the beaten track. http://twitter.com/WSC_magazine

Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because you weren't clear on what you were after. A monkey would've understood what I was on about. Anyway I've just created a twitter account, how do I find people? Add me, "Leazeslad". I have caressed your cyber-package with my sultry finger of following. As for finding people from off of here, fuck knows. I have a few of them (and other interesting football-related stuff, if you include Guardian correspondents) in my "following" list, anyway.

It's an odd one really, like it is whenever anyone you like does something you consider to be wildly out of character. I still feel inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, but going to Man City of all teams then being surprised when they find a younger, sexier model to replace you is naivete of the highest order.

I've always thought the Hancock suffers from its location. Cracking memories of school trips and all the rest though. I think David Bellamy visited in the late 80s to look at some greenery, which was enough to merit a five-minute piece on Look North.

Just stumbled across Robert Llewellyn's "CarPool" series. Some interesting stuff in there: ...and, as they say, many more.

That's just the public me. In Lewisham it'd be plastered in adverts for bad whisky. Or I'd just be plastered on bad whisky and the adverts can go swivel. This week I am mostly translating a report on the housing market in North Rhine-Westphalia state.

I could, but I'd have to bling it up first.

I could phone in a bomb warning for the Lewisham Shopping Centre if that would help.

I'm trusting you on this, Stevie. It'll be gruel for tea the rest of the week if this one doesn't come off. I hope you're prepared for the guilt.

Some prick on a Eurovision forum trying to tell me that the Arcade Fire album was an unexpected hit and nobody had heard of them before this week.

Not an accident nor was it scheduled, non-scheduled, charter or cargo It comes under Military So what do you do for a living Rob?

You can't play a LW as an AMC in a formation with two ZBFs and a LRWB man.

You'll want to see a doctor about your slow heart rate. Oh wait...

Hey, they put the apostrophe in the right place, that's more than most footballtards could manage. Still can't wait for them to fail quite spectacularly though.

Oh dear.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Escaped-My-Cer...1541&sr=8-1 Not bad at all. Self-indulgent as owt, but you wouldn't read a Stewart Lee book in the first place if you weren't up for a bit of that.

Tickets for this: http://venues.meanfiddler.com/the-forum/li...s/featured/1625 It's overpriced and it'll be rubbish, but the 15-year-old inside me () insists I attend.

Same as usual - Hamburg, Mainz and St. Pauli in Jormany, plus Stenhousemuir for old times' sake.

Apparently Blanc managed to call him "Charles Aznavour". Bet he doesn't use it as an excuse to strop off like he did with the "Insomnia" thing though.

Wrong type of mumbo-jumbo on the line. Nothing to see here, move along people.