Meenzer

See? Tipped the wrong fake Turk.

Been doing quite well on the athletics. Completed a nice little accumulator on Antyukh, Lavillenie, Thorkildsen, Greene and Lemaitre last night, plus a separate single on the Polish bloke in the 800m. Acca on Alminova, Abeylegesse and Vlasic tonight, though mentioning it here has no doubt jinxed it.

This thread man.

and Meenzer and Alex........ I got it like Craig Sorry. Aye, likewise. Sorry.

Far too many good ones to name. Worst - well, I'd say "The Darkness were an English hard rock band that formed in Lowestoft, Suffolk in 2000" just about qualifies them for "last decade".

Read your first sentence and then read what I highlighted in bold...

Especially if you compare it with Kele Okereke. He had the best approach to being gay and being in the media spotlight. He's also recently came out but hasn't made a huge song and dance about it. And we got a cracking wee song like "I Still Remember" out of the deal too. I'm normally the first one to criticise celebrity mincers drawing attention to themselves, but I can sort of understand it with McElderry actually - you've got to remember that he only won that show because so many people bought into his story, predominantly (I'm willing to guess) little girls and older women who wanted to "mother" him, so they still feel they have a right and a stake in his life. The hyper-emotionalisation of everything on the X Factor surely fucks you up a bit. Plus he's a pretty young lad to be coming out like that, which might have a role model effect and all. Mind you, if he's your role model in life, you're basically buggered long before you've even been buggered.

FYP

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml Well there's a bloody shock. I eagerly await CherylKerl's response...

culchehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oo're they?

Can you not find someone to do it for you?

I bring mild sarcasm and the second-largest volume of incessant gay references after Wacky.

The mascot for the next World Athletics Championships... ...is clearly Pedobear in disguise, coming for your kids.

With special dispensation for particularly dashing blokes. I'm willing to join the assessment team for that part, though I realise you'll want to do most of the work.

Malcolm Lincoln - Loaded With Zoul Salem Al Fakir - Ignore This Quirky Estonian/Swedish electropop, respectively. Quality.

My score was 8/10 too but I thought it looked prettier as 16/20.

Inception 6/10 Inception 8/10 Inception 10/10

Yes. Leazes will be livid.

Aww schnoogins. Come and join the TT Facebook group if you're that desperate for some mugshots.

Funnily enough, this is exactly what the secret forum is like. You're missing nowt, people.

tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Seriously man, start using F7. Ctrl+F4 would be preferable.

tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Was it Socrates who said that? Picked up the accent in Garforth apparently.