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Ben Folds - Cologne

Incidentally, I'm thinking the Cock and Lion (well of course I am, etc. etc.) on Wigmore Street, near Bond Street tube, for tomorrow's lunchtime encounter with our beloved neighbours. map

Snappy birthday!

Tbf, so would I. + 1-the sooner she slips even lower and does a home made porn the better for me like. You'd never imagine all the uses she can get out of a bag of chicken dippers and a prawn ring.

Down to the corner shop and back?

Front-row tickets for next year's Swedish Eurovision final.

Bah. Apparently I should make my mobile number public knowledge. Next time, anyway. There'll be plenty of them...

Anthrax - Sound Of White Noise Possibly the last great metal album from the golden era, when men were men and denim trees were grown en masse for regular harvest.

Whoever scores the most goals wins tbh. Well that depends on how bad the ref and linesmen are tbh. Well that depends on how you define "scoring a goal".

Eleven men against ten men and Ameobi then.

His eyes are dim, he cannot see.

I may pop along depending on how the rest of today goes. Whereaboots at Liverpool Street? Didn't think of that bit. I'll PM you my mobile number, it's probably easiest. (No SMO-style cock pics though, I promise.)

Right. Us cool kids in the thread title are meeting at Liverpool Street at 7.30-ish and taking it from there (). If anyone else wants in, you're more than welcome.

Stevie so desperate not to be a specky cunt that he'd rather go blind and be a lousy fan than have a backup pair for moments like this. Class.

Yeah, but his dad could beat up your dad!

Alright, gents and gentesses - how's about seeking out somewhere central for the match tomorrow night?

Do you still think I don't have the power to grow one? Reverse psychology, my dear boy. You ain't woman enough to be my man either.

Now that's a cultural legacy the city can be proud of.

FYP etc.

Time for the worst excuse ever: I get really bad asthma when I let my facial hair grow for more than a few days. Seriously. I am a rubbish excuse for a human being. But naturally I'll be happy to donate to anyone who's willing to make themselves look like a pillock for a good cause.

Good stuff. Give my regards to the O-Feuer team and tell them the British poofs are invading next month for a long overdue taramasalata, kleftiko and acidic wine overdose.

That's an open invitation to get ye sel doon the Reiperbahn It means breaking all those promises I made to mesel. Trying to cut down on your 3am Hesburger intake, eh? Still stand by Burger King. Like the very classiest ladies of St. Pauli.

That's an open invitation to get ye sel doon the Reiperbahn It means breaking all those promises I made to mesel. Trying to cut down on your 3am Hesburger intake, eh?