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Hell, I'll draw you one myself in Paint if it spares me a night of bumlurve with Limahl and a forum blind date.

Millwall. But then I knew that already. I quite fancy going along to a game some time actually. As for my actual second team, Mainz have survived the departure of superhero manager Jürgen Klopp (formerly of my avatar) and are currently top of the second flight. Fingers crossed for a return to the big boys' league, but there's a long way to go yet (obviously).

Surely this is the right time for him to resurrect his music career.

You stop shopping at Penny, for a start.

Innocent times.

Although I could be wrong. Or taking the piss, don't forget.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7724274.stm

If you're serving burgers or kebabs, you're going to have lettuce and tomatoes in stock anyway. Whoopee.

What indeed? Fop > Expert in field > Everyone else. That is the accepted hierarchy on here. Fop will now confirm this by quoting my post and saying "You're so right ". You're not though. Does that mean I'm even more wrong than you usually think I am? I'm so foncused.

Hey, we donated! Actually, having seen both your cumcatcher and Brock's beard IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE recently, there could be a seriously entertaining velcro effect there. Go for it.

What indeed? Fop > Expert in field > Everyone else. That is the accepted hierarchy on here. Fop will now confirm this by quoting my post and saying "You're so right ".

I have it in HD. So kiss my face! Don't fall for it, Brockles. It itches!

Aye, good luck to him. And keep checking your boys, boys!

Mind you, that's true in Forrun as well, so it still comes back to our drinking culture.

He texted me something about long walks. Typo. Mind, if I were a cheap date, I certainly wouldn't pick an Irish pub in Germany.

Roger that, cap'n.

Kristall would definitely be my drink of choice on a night out in Jormany. Tastes a bit strange over here, but that's no doubt all in the head. Speaking of beer, don't suppose you fancy doing the Finnegans pub quiz this Sunday? Ha ha! What time? Think it kicks off about 8-8.30. Mind you, last time we were in town it was off because they were showing the Rugby World Cup, so I'm still waiting for confirmation that there isn't some grand hurling or shinty final on the box instead.

Kristall would definitely be my drink of choice on a night out in Jormany. Tastes a bit strange over here, but that's no doubt all in the head. Speaking of beer, don't suppose you fancy doing the Finnegans pub quiz this Sunday?

Good grief. You definitely win.

I owe her a Facebook message, as it happens. Thanks for the reminder. She's good. "Same as ever" would be an over-simplification, but not wildly inaccurate.

It's a shame you don't anymore huh? No. No, it really isn't. Come off it, I'd turn for you in a second if you had an 80s mullet. Without hesitation. While making a face like that for you. As I said...

It's a shame you don't anymore huh? No. No, it really isn't.

I was trying to make a "Pots And Schooners"/"Sons And Daughters" Aussie soap-related pun, but it didn't happen. Just so you know.

I had that game. And at least two of the haircuts displayed by the kids on the box.