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Seriously, am I missing something? Surely two flavours of Dorito in one bag is just, well, two flavours in one bag? What could possibly be the point?

All I know is Gosforth Chippy >>> generic Chinese takeaway on the same parade that's open a bit later so sometimes you have to even though you know it's going to be a crushing disappointment.

I think Alex is your man. I promptly forgot all about this thread after many of you (esp alex) made suggestions to me, my apologies. Like I would have ever listened to anything that Patrokles suggested though. Quite funny how he took the huff re: the above btw He always was a mardly little twat. Enough pent-up anger in him to be an Ipswich whore-slayer tbh.

Should have stuck yourself in the fridge

That wasn't even a euphemism or anything.

You're telling me. Those things chafe.

Ah, Rob. The 80s were his 80s.

There was that TV programme everyone watched.

I'd pour myself a whisky and get stuck into Tom Waits' back catalogue.

You used to get those things. You know, with that stuff.

I don't get that last one.

That's "dunking biscuits into cups of tea while listening to Die Ärzte" out then?

Happy birthday schnoogins.

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He did done it though.

"Ireland to beat who they're playing" is the new "Planning" tbh.

I dunno, I'm still gutted he hates specky people too.

Die Ärzte - Junge

Tickets for a birthday-depression-busting trip to Cologne and Hamburg.

Wrong and thoroughly joyless, all in one post. Nice work.

No shame in that. I had the same option available to me in the glory days of '86 and ended up buying Chas and Dave's "Snooker Loopy". * * Of course I was manipulated into doing so.

That's because he was trying to manipulate the charts to get a number 1 record in 6 consecutive decades. But he failed. Ha ha. Do you honestly think the charts have ever been anything but a master-class in manipulation since the moment they were invented? Do you honestly think that every single week of the charts since 1952 has been grossly manipulated?

So old I've probably already posted it in this thread somewhere. But I don't care.

US... economy... learn... does not compute