Meenzer

Here's some friends (and friends-of-friends) of mine and what they get up to when they're twatting about in their spare time: http://www.myspace.com/wemoderncadets

I'm pretty sure necrophilia is illegal no matter how old the corpse is.

Tom Waits - That free gig download again, but broken down into individual tracks. God bless the blogosphere. http://stupidd.blogspot.com/2008/08/glitte...in-concert.html

No, you're wrong. iPod. Well, iPod Shuffle, if the original post is anything to go by.

I've got a Creative Zen Stone that's survived all kinds of weather conditions and general battering. Lurvely design, too.

Oh well - made enough on a Federer win to cover my speculative punts on Montenegro (or as Paddy Power puts it, "FYR Montenegro" ) beating and drawing with Ireland. That'll do nicely.

Go to the pound shop there have loads in various colours How much are they like? £1,000 - £1,500

Euphemism? Nope. Fisted the waiter afterwards though.

I recently had a marvellous cream tea at the Queens Hotel in Leeds.

Never heard of DJ Bobo then? Vampires are alive!

About minus two years, I'd say... I heard that in a very bitchy voice Martin. Let me guess, and the voices in your head replaced the "I'd say" with "girl-FRIEND"?

Good lord, a competent Swiss band. Wonders never cease...

About minus two years, I'd say...

FYP When he loses, he's scottish. a twat. When he wins, he's British. still a twat. FYP Good on him though. Getting to the US Open final never quite helped Rusedski make it to the highest level, but you get the feeling this could be a real kickstart for the next stage of Murray's career.

Steve Ryder on the highlights just now man. I can only assume he's gone black and never wants to go back.

Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race.

He kind of did get an advantage though. He let Raikonnen back through but was very much in his slipstream and poised to re-overtake right away. That area of F1 law is far too open to interpretation mind.

Spa + rain = always genius. Hamilton a bit lucky I suppose, but Raikkonen really can't hack it when the conditions get slippery. Very much Scary Evil Dad's Son's title to lose now.

Meenz me man what you on? The joy of life.

MGHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH QUINNNNNN MMMNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And even nine months on, this poll is still gayer than Dale Winton.

If only we had a manager to stand up for him.

Well aye, anyone who's daft enough to pay full whack for a "pint" of vaguely alcoholic SJP pisswater has been kidding themselves for the past 10 years anyway.

OMG JON ARNE RIISE IS NEW TOON BOSS

I'm black too. and? He's white he talks a load of........ Why did he say he's black then? Wouldn't have been his fault if he was. Because he's not as skilled at satirising your many faults as the rest of us. Poor wee lamb. oh dear Yep, I feel sorry for him too.