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Oh well, at least now we won't have to put up with ITV commentators not knowing how most of the rest of Europe pronounces the letter "j".

I do love how he can't keep up a façade for more than a few posts without caving in to the neeeeeeed to get his usual comments in somewhere. Talk about obsessed.

My face after reading that joke = your avatar.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=19204 Lonely heart WLTM like-minded fan of cover bands.

So what do you mean by luck? [intelligentdebate]Whatever you think I mean by luck[/intelligentdebate] Bless. Like a toddler with a new toy.

So what do you mean by luck?

I suppose that's not bad value if all you did was book a flight to London City.

My Brightest Diamond Jess Bryant Virgin Passages Just Myspace-ing last night's gig fare. All v. nice.

I'm not often speechless, but...

FYP.

It was. You looked cracking all dragged up, too.

On the way back from your hols rather than on the way there though. Either way it would probably make one of those holiday from hell programs ITV like to churn out. I've got visions of the Scouse bint from "Airline" telling my surviving dependents that she can only boochhh my corpse onto a flight in three days' time and for an £80 reboochhhing fee.

4. Funeral for hanged TV presenter 5. When hanging was too good for some

*cough39cough* EDIT: *spluttercurseyousplutter*

I've never seen many films on lists like these. Or indeed many films generally I suppose. I make it about ten I've seen from the above, and two of those are Terminator 2 and the bloody Matrix.

I'm afraid so. "Sadly Samantha can't be with us today. She's at the Pearly Gates helping Humph get his leg over."

In the week in which Humphrey Lyttelton died, I refuse to entertain any notion of Lee Evans et al being "funny".

lol, gay

The internet would be a cold, quiet and infinitely more interesting place without it!

Wahey! Eurovision Preview Party tonight. Bucks Fizz have been added to the line-up at the last minute.

Always happy for an excuse to roll out this beautiful link again: http://badgas.co.uk/chicken/

I don't I was there, 10,003 if I wasn't there, the people who didn't go had a legitimate reason, namely a boycott to get rid of Gordon McKeag, we won and the rest is history. We had been raped and pillaged for two decades, but people who jumped on the SKY bandwagon from various parts of the country obviously wouldn't know this. Aye, I know that man. I just meant that people can spin statistics however they want to.

To be fair, we always play the other side of the "average vs. individual gates" argument when people have a go at us about 10,000 against Oxford in 1990/91 and all that.

If he does sign he'll probably break his leg at Euro 2008.