Meenzer

"Heskey backed for recall... by own manager." Truly a glowing endorsement. Still, it's more than Shola gets.

I was a little perturbed to note just now that "I Still Remember" is the second most played track on my last.fm (after some piece of Joni Mitchell schmaltz that would make manc-mag cry). Shurely shome mishtake?

Faith No More - Angel Dust

That works for me too, but only if it's something finite, like a half-hour programme on "listen again" or if you set the sleep timer or whatever. Otherwise you get these voices ticking away in your head all night and find yourself having bizarre dreams about floods in Indonesia, customer satisfaction surveys, the Masters golf or whatever else they're talking about all night long. That might just be me though.

Fuck them i wanna work for the Chronicle As long as you get rid of Alan Oliver. Hes no competition for me He means, y'know... get rid of. You'd be doing the world a favour. thats what i ment...as soon as i get the job hes on his way "I understand that sources close to Mr. Oliver are busy nibbling at his cadaver"

Fuck them i wanna work for the Chronicle As long as you get rid of Alan Oliver. Hes no competition for me He means, y'know... get rid of. You'd be doing the world a favour.

No disrespect if you're a dipper Meenzer. Not even 0.001% as far as I know, I just think you're a funny lad.

I Scouse twat don't useless Scouse cunt like fucking Scousers him big-nosed Scouse Scouser much Scouse Scouse Scouse Scouse Scouse either.

Yeah, Jet2 took it over but I think it tends to be a bit more expensive than it was under BA (unless you're booking stupidearly). Which is good for my carbon footprint but bad for my mood.

Things changing? In the Trent? C'moooon.

Like you'd have to do after landing at the airport?

Got your end away since your lass got back then?

His permanent sneer is awfully unpleasant.

True, those Peruvian pan-pipe players are a fashion crime bar none.

God almighty. What is that?

You really took his post that seriously? Jayzus etc.

You got caught touching your pric at the flics? What a dic.

An entirely different genre, but in terms of musical storytellers it's hard to look past Tom Waits.

Kitson on as a sub - and sent off 37 seconds later. Whoops.

Have a happy snappy one

Im sorry but, its LED ZEPPELIN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

"Here come the two teams at the Stadium of Light. All 22 are sporting 'Don't You Forget About Me' T-Shirts with a picture of Madeleine McCann. She has been missing for 100 days now." Way to put a downer on a perfectly good day.

That or he's still trying to work out how to do a "FYT" post.