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Cold-calling telephone market research. Pretty soul-destroying.

My work here is done.

Two fish swimming around inside a lass's stomach. One says to the other, "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?" :D

Nail-bombed him good and proper.

Fresh Meat. FYP Nar, I've already dragged Steve round the gay bars (so to speak), no need to traumatise the rest of them when he clearly enjoyed it so much.

Do that.

Seeing as its been mentioned a few times I may as well fill people in about the piss up forum. Yes there is an additional section but it not about being cliquey as there are really no threads other than those with pics of piss ups that have taken place. It is just a way for the photos to be shared amongst others that were there without them being in the public domain which some do no want is perfectably understandable IMO. Just thought I would clear things up. I smell bullshit That's the baby needs changing. Then you can get back in the kitchen, bitch!

Maximo Park - Shiver (Natalie Imbruglia cover. Ace. )

Wouldn't have to stock up on central defenders either. Result!

Spot on I reckon. If we're still having this exact same discussion about Ameobi proving himself 12 months from now, then it quite simply means he hasn't, and we should draw a line under his future at the club. That said, I reckon he's definitely got the tools at his disposal to make a decent impression this year if he wants to (and injuries permit). Fingers crossed for the lad. Werd x 2. Or whatever means I agree with both of you. "Top-hole opinion, chummer!"

Mind, a few of us have reminisced on here before about the televised 4-0 win over West Ham about two decades ago now - shhhh, and there was something special about a Newcastle match being shown when we weren't on the box all that often, especially when you were a kid. It also made the Keegan years in the Premiership all the more special, the fact that the Sky "revolution" was just taking off at the time seemed to tally perfectly with our style of play and the rollercoaster ride of it all. The novelty wears off surprisingly quickly, particularly when the football's a little less impressive.

I tend to like it when there's one woman on those kinds of shows, they can get a bit... well... blokey and clever-clever otherwise.

Spot on I reckon. If we're still having this exact same discussion about Ameobi proving himself 12 months from now, then it quite simply means he hasn't, and we should draw a line under his future at the club. That said, I reckon he's definitely got the tools at his disposal to make a decent impression this year if he wants to (and injuries permit). Fingers crossed for the lad.

Agreed, it's more the hype and general saturation around the games that's the problem. If you could just tune in five minutes before kick-off for a quick look at the teamsheet then a match commentary by someone vaguely knowledgeable, that'd be grand. (Maybe ten minutes for the cup final. )

You wouldn't know that you had stepped on one. They're teeny! Ahhh, them. Under a cup and out the window like anything else that's slow enough to be caught. Although at this time of year it tends to be better just to let them run amok...

Wouldn't know one if I stepped on one. Google Images ahoy!

............. ..... ..right, off to the gym. See yous all in a couple of hours.

Anyone want to bet this proper genius absolutely hates southerners when he's not using their monuments to make a flawed point?

There seems to be a trend emerging. So I'll promptly spoil it with The Inspectors - The Metro Song

Sima was talking about Holden, Stevie thought he was talking about you. Or is just generally obsessed with your lovely hair. You couldn't make this thread up, really.

Is it just me who read that as an eight-line, two-stanza poem? Scansion's a bit off towards the end though.

This: Would of if I could, can't figure out how though! ...I assume. A stunning indictment of Gosforth's educational standards, evidently.

Done. And don't worry about the running absolutely killing you right now, I was dead the first time I tried running any kind of distance but now I can do the best part of 10k without collapsing (too badly), and anyone who knows me IRL will know that that's an entirely improbable set of events. Besides, you've got some fantastic motivation to keep going.

Aye, looking forward to this like. Loaftastic.