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If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! All this talk of cyan and magenta is really exposing the 8-bit BASIC programmers on here. Myself very much included.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. Not sure. Some of it happened in various threads, some of it in PMs, some of it got deleted, other bits people assumed we all knew about but actually didn't... the usual Internet messageboard dramatic saga, in other words.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos.

It really was. And it probably helped that generation of kids get their heads around the reality of what they were learning in History classes far better than any textbook could, in its own little way. Although I assume no teacher went as far as actually showing it in class. The three back-to-back lessons we spent watching JFK when we were learning about the Kennedy assassination was already taking the piss a bit.

There's nowt worse than being at the airport flying out somewhere for work when everyone else is in their shorts and t-shirts away on holiday. On a Monday at 7 am. It's GREAT © Aye, but imagine the kind of places people like that will be going to while you stay in civilisation. I'm off to Belfast though Fair point. Mind you, I'm sure some places in the Med look like the scene of decades-long hostilities once our holidaying hordes are done with them...

There's nowt worse than being at the airport flying out somewhere for work when everyone else is in their shorts and t-shirts away on holiday. On a Monday at 7 am. It's GREAT © Aye, but imagine the kind of places people like that will be going to while you stay in civilisation.

To be fair, a few of them are reasonable statements. The telephone probably did have too many shortcomings at the time, the overnight delivery service idea may well have been unfeasible in the form proposed in some vague college project, etc. etc. That said, some are well worth a cheery . Who'd be an expert and stick their neck out? Mediocrity rules.

The Uncontrollable Erections

Just up the road from me there's a Caribbean takeaway called Cummin' Up and an electronics store (?!) called Homtron.

Aye, school uniform trousers and the pubescent boy are a cruel combination. As are gym shorts and school changing rooms, but that might just have been me.

Terraformer - Won't Forget These Days A "bangin" techno cover of the song I meant to download, complete with cheesy female vocal. Good lord.

Aaah clever, I like what you did adding that last 5 to spice it up a bit and throw people off course Aye. It also allows them to be shit at keeping time.

The 1234.....5s

Frohe Weihnachten!

Oh man And the Russian one the comment mentions, too... word for word A propos of nothing, you planning on showing your face at the shenanigans this weekend?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-HO5Ikzgbrg

I'm hoping they clash at the pissup this weekend and a "Nuh-uh!" "Yuh-uh!" "Nuh-uh!" bitchfight ensues.

Dyer has a heart? etc. etc.

Sarah Silverman? Total Jewish princess type, I find her quite amusing but rarely laugh-out-loud funny (to borrow the phrase). If you're attuned to American humour generally, though, she might be your cup of cwahfee.

Probably as a bit of a smartarse in my case. And not a proper gay, obviously.

"Archetypal Geordie" = "Bald bloke, thick as pigshit"? Charming.

Bah. My fella's got gift vouchers for that place that he never got to use, and you're getting knock-off goods from the staff?

I went to the recording of the first one. To say they had to dig out the canned laughter before broadcasting it would be an understatement.

Well I put a whole 50 pee (each-way) on Els based on your supremely confident first post, so I'm a happy and ever-so-slightly richer man this morning. Ta.

Health is on the up for once. That's about it though.