Snake

Aye, cracks me up that lad. I'd be gutted if he's on a wind-up though

Guess who? 'What an absolute shambles. The only right winger we have, and a good one, and we get rid. This club is run by wankers. "ooh, he's a billionaire businessman".....bollocks. He's clearly a decent discount retailer, but he's no business man. Putting wise on the Board was a perfect example of this. Anyone that thinks the likes of Duff can do a job out there hasn't been fucking watching. Yet again, Newcastle United prove ourselves to be so far from the big clubs its painful. We are not even in the second tier of clubs now - the lieks of Spurs, Everton and Villa have moved on, while we've been dragged back by the stupid cunts in charge, with arseholes on forums like this still trying to suck him off because he's fat, pretends to be a fan, and drinks pints. Stil, i'm sure Dennis Wise has a fantastic signing up his sleeve. hahahaahahahahaaha.'

99.99% chance nothing will happen, just someone acting the twat

Louise Taylor is to be hung from the Swing Bridge? Just to add its almost certainly bullshit I gathered that I'd love to see the mackem slapper strung up by her tits mind

Louise Taylor is to be hung from the Swing Bridge? Just to add its almost certainly bullshit

The bloke who announced a big signing was on the way hours before we signed Jonas has said expect an announcement at 6pm that we will be very happy with

Microbar and that little ray of sunshine, Northern Monkey

Ban this slag

Some absolute quality arse nipping posts from NO 'Sorry but i am pressing the panic button we need at least 6 players in 5 days our squad is the smallest in the premier league god help us if we have injuries. The board are a joke sunderland have shown us up this transfer window Mike ashley has no intention of spending in this window bring back freddie shepherd.' and 'Ashley is a f***ing idiot, and he's apparently populated his Board with f***ing idiots. Keegan woudl be well off out of this shambles. Big club?? Don't make me f***ing laugh. We're going to struggle to remain an avergae sized club with these arseholes.'

Ameobi to the glue factory No-one to Newcastle

The Halifax ads with that Howard twat in them. More chance of me giving my dosh to the Nigerian blokes that keep emailing me than to a bank involving that smug get

He's always been a good pro and so on but the timing of this is really shitting on the club from a great height imo. That's my take on it as well. If we could sell him quickly and bring in someone better I wouldn't be arsed to see him go. Good, honest grafter but hardly pivotal to the team

As it happens I could be hanging out the back of Shania Twain tonight as well

Get Freddie back

It appears to me the club don't want to give him any extra wedge and have released the statement to stoke up interest.. 100% the correct decision

Did you upset them with the 'regards' thing?

is five days enought to find someone. Comfortably

As with any player in our squad, as long as he's replaced with someone better I'm happy

They nearly always do unfortunately

http://www.football365.co.uk/story/0,17033...4050919,00.html I don't know how much of it is true mind but seriously how poisonous would the media be if Ashley was doing this to us. Louise Taylor would be frothing at the gash, the horrible mackem munter

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...n-200808191183/ http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/busines...ek-20080125680/ http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/animals/anim...ts-20080105608/

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcas...72703-21591731/ Steady on Kev

Assuming Coloccini and Taylor are our preferred centreback pairing maybe King Kev doesn't feel that Cacapa, Edgar and Bassong are good enough cover. Fuck Senderos, sign John Terry

http://www.football365.co.uk/story/0,17033...4029659,00.html Hands up all those who didn't see this coming. Don't tell the mackems though, poor souls still think it's Roy and Niall's charisma and ambition that's attracting players

http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/fmb.php?...;mid=2128766447 Wonder what their opinion is now?