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essembeeofsunderland

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  1. Soon to be walking his dog again at Ramside Hall Golf Club where members were too scared to speak to him.Nice bloke.
  2. You’re commenting on your 3 months as a toon supporter.
  3. He never put a shift in during his last three months.With Ratboy it was 12 months.Both got stick from the terraces and rtg. The drink driver got spat on in front of his family for doing the same.
  4. Spot on.When he did play in the central striking ‘couldn’t give a fuck’ roll,he did find himself in his Hoffenheim position,wide-ish left facing the opposition goal,and he was still utter shut.You play any footballer out of position,who take pride in their performance,and they’d show something.WTF did BUJ7 show as a central striker.He was an absolute laughing stock in English football.Unfortunately,we weren’t laughing at the £40m ‘couldn’t give a fuck’ ‘professional footballer’ .One good game in 89 appearances and all is forgotten.It’s bollocks.
  5. Jonas had the determination to help out the left back and to get well forward before producing very little.He always put a shift in so I’ll give him 6/10 as a Newcastle United footballer.BUJ7 gets 3/10.
  6. Didn’t Terry Hobbit run a pub in Bedlington when he retired?
  7. During all those games playing as a central striker,his game never improved 1%.If he played in the same position against Everton,I can guarantee he would be as shit as the last time he played in that position.His disinterest in heading the ball would still be apparent,as would his ‘I don’t give a fuck that 52,000 fans are watching me not give a fuck’ attitude.89 games under his belt with at least 80 of them where he’s been absolute shit.One good game and two or three decent halves during his purple patch.BUJ7.
  8. SOS Where footballers go for their final payday. ( O’Shea,Brown,Leadbetter,Defoe,Adam ‘one of their own’ Johnson,Nunez) SMB.27-3-1970.Took the bastard good and proper.
  9. Wood is a good signing,even at £25m.If we’d bought a natural striker in the Andy Cole mould,he’d struggle to score in our team.Wood is a target man,a bustling centre forward.
  10. Correct me if I’m wrong,but there’s still a possibility that TOT could be in central defence against Everton.
  11. Our 45 year old holding midfield player.
  12. If we signed Alli,we’d then have two North London wasters.
  13. When he was playing as a central striker he never broke sweat. When he was playing as a central striker he didn’t give a fuck. When playing as a central striker he occasionally found himself in his Hoffenheim position,a sort of wide-ish left midfield attacking role,where he was utter shite. His best game was against Man Utd where he played on the right in midfield,out of position.His three one half decent performances were also wide on the right,out of position again.In his last game he was shite again. BUJ7.
  14. BUJ7 89 League appearances 7 goals 5 assists. The best misser of chances I’ve seen in a black and white shirt.He hasn’t give a fuck in most of those games. BUJ7
  15. If he signs what are we going to call him if he’s got nee name.
  16. Not quite the Lua Lua quality of celebration
  17. sunlun or Newcastle ? I’m a Newcastle man Nantes or Brest? I’m a Brest man
  18. Never missed a game since she started going aged 5.Like the rest of them.Massive club.
  19. 45 year old Longstaff tried his hardest to give a daft free kick away in the last 5 mins.For once his abysmal lack of pace benefited the team.
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