paddy

only a couple of Belgiums finest that i brought back from genk

you know what, i just read that back and it sounds sooo wrong, try again (if anyone still gives a shite!!) a customer who we get in every now and again has the potential to spend shit loads of cash with us, so i give him some free of charge stock as a sweetner to try and encourage him to keep using us, (trust me this happens and works) but the boss found out and the rest is history, tbh i think he had his eyes on the stock for himself, it was all booked out and stuff, but they said it was misuse of comp property and could be classed as theft! WANKERS, anyway i was writing my appeal letter when i got the call offering me the new job treeeeemendos

says a fooking sweaty sock!! kiddin mate my dads lot are fre Easterhooose

does this mean we are re-signing Ray Ranson then! on that note i think killer could do a job

i find that if you dont turn the fridge on then it wont frost up, only thing is stuff never seems to last

sacked for gross misconduct! due to giving a customer something we got f.o.c, this customer is a big guy to get in with (building game) so i used it as a sweetener, NUU NRRR new job is running a brand new HUGE retail outlet with top coinage and great bonus

oopps i put tinnie, i mean LOADS of tinnies

gutted BUT NOW GOT NEW JOB GGEERRRRRIINNNNNN i know its not important to you lot who cares!!! so i will enjoy the rest of the week off with a tinnie and my auf weidersain collection

bahh humbug

grow some bollocks big boy haha good episode, shame he was robbed but hey should use a tossing safe!!

ok so i'm a tight b'stard and i dont want to pay 3 quid fpr a game, does anyone know where i can get games for my samsung d800 for freeee, oh i dont have a data cable or i would have aquired them via certain you know what sites nudge nudge

of course this is the last one, we cannot have the new joint management team spending time in oz, can we

tbh

so we have Oz as manager, Dennis as his number 2, moxey as physio and bomber as 1st team coach...............WAIT what bout barry!

no panic buy....................just Batty for 4.5mill

were they THAT upsetting??

true about the goldfish tbh fucking thing!!

i heard he is going on a diet and will use his greggs money to fund the takeover

look face facts, berty is only good enough to be back up to e'to and ronadwhatshisname, not shola donkeyobe and eerr eemmm hhmm eerrr any other strikers we have ;-)

surprised Wenger saw it tbh

gems new job = wish you were here reporter and HUGO!!! FFS PIERS!!!!! am i the only person who thought he ^^ was the only hugo

mmm honey roast parsnips amen sister

i do mate

haha