paddy

i live in Blackburn and my mate runs a pub just on the outskirts of blackburn, he rang me this morning to tell me that he is expecting about 200-300 sunlun fans down, he wanted to know if i was nipping in for a pint as he said, and i quote, "you lot are all the same" FOOKING SAME!!!! c'mon the lillywhites

you seem to have your letters wrong way round made!! u not mean dog??

the neighbours........yelling fookin t#$ts

the whole head scarf thing is pissing me off now, i live in blackburn for me sins and these women are everywhere and the way things are in the world at the moment it could be anyone under there, now i'm not jackie straws biggest fan by a long way but he is a high profile mp, if this bloke is holding these meetings with people who are wearing these scarfs then who is to say that it is who its ment to be under the thing, just my opinion but living amongst it is p'ing my off

'jump in my car i wanna take you home' fook off ya dorty awld porv

seriously WTF

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ELECTRIC-GUITAR-AMP-...oQQcmdZViewItem looks like this, it was only 80 brand new with amp leads and strap, only played twice (i'm sh**e) and i just want rid of it now

due to not having an ebay account anymore is anyone interested in a o2 xda and a leccie guitar?? remove if this is naughty but please dont throw me in the cooler!!

thats just wrong!

i am currently 6 months into my mobile phone contract and want to know if i can blag o2 to give me a new handset and reduce my monthly call charges, any ideas ?

i've seen it before, great film i love it, like motr says its funny and sad, watch it of sky + it if ya geet posh as oot

aye west ham out hahaha just got to wait till tuesday for the draw pleased for obi wan kenobi he needed them, you could see by the way he took the second (which he does all the time in training!!) that he was feeling a tad more relaxed, now lets stuff the mancs and put a run together

join us next week on wish you were here when we will be in Seaham, we will be sampling the local delights such as twocking and of course lets not forget sister shaggin, naa really, my mate spent last summer in Torquay and TR has echoed what he was saying, i thought it was always a nice place, but same as everywhere now as you get your scroats everywhere,

its good to see the usa getting a spanking, and a big well done to Darren Clarke, after the time he has had i bet he's just happy to be out there playing

jesus well and truley wept

What do you think you were voting for? *woosh*

keep getting a page up with the url of http://www.007guard.com/404/ when i try to access some websites, it has a search engine on it so i guess its some sort of twatting virus, any ideas whats best to use to get rid and also any sites i can find this program

bloody hell, some canny stuff on there, why not start a campaign to get it to number 1, start a website etc voted btw

better than having a slab of donner meat on ya knocker luv

i heard that we are in advanced talks to takeover the RVI and name it the NUFC Medical centre

really hope the little fella pulls through, prayers with him and family

thats my fucking tow you fat cockney bastard

deary me, you need to get out more