paddy

i blame lady luck

i did not know it was paul weller, i think u should stay at home and let eeerrmm ME go

hhmm hot toddies are the only good thing about having cold/flu/manflu, manflu of corse being the worse !! hope you feel better for tonight

woman flu = hangover tbh

i hear they are in for ben thatcher

oh dear i could not bring myself to let smo loose

guys n gals, i was wondering if anyone on here knows of any ways to be a complete twat towards someone let me explain..........one of the lads at my old work is being a twat towards one of my mates lasses, so paddy wants to strike some revenge in a harmless kinda way, ie getting loads of shite sent to the house and loads of annon texts etc etc, ones that cost the person money would be better, any way if anyone on here has a nasty streak, which of course i highly doubt could you please post your ideas ta verwy much

very good bob, keep them on here not n-o, dont let the comedyhaters win, be defiant and keep them coming, bbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrp

"Luque, I'm your father" lmmfao

check you dont have a clemmy in your shoes

is it just me or does coke zero taste like diet coke

........carlsberg dont do do bad days but it they did...............................

bullard was released straight away and flew back sat night with the team

i dunno, you try ya best bobby and its chucked back in ya face, dont be put off by hecklers pal

twix..........................KING SIZE

pleased he will be back soon, i like the fella, (not in a bumbandit way mind)

hello, i am squatting over here too, i asked to be banned on n-o as i had shedloads of work to do, but i think i will make this my new home if its ok with you fellas

does anyone know how to use mp3's as ringtones?????

they are like the hotdogs at bolton! oh and garraway phhwwwooororrr

jesus christ laz!! why the hell do you have a carpet in ya garage?

wonder if he knows saturdays lotto numbers? cannot let talent go to waste

would not like the job of re-staking all that!!!

this is the best thread in the world tbh

well said hog,

i'm sorry but i feel i have to join in with this love in...... # ypu are all smelly poo poos