paddy

ssn say this has nothing to do with Lord Stevens enquiry! 3 clubs and 2 individuals, any guesses on Sam and Souey? the press conf for this afternoon moved from ground to training ground, must be to give the rozzas time to riffle through freddies greggs bags

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

jay-z

only just noticed you can change it

haha true mate me too

no but the fans are!

speak your bloody mind man, stop holding back

see how his cousin likes mixing with the big cheese on wankside instead of the stars in laaandon, but still 5.5 hahahaha

1st oct

ahh thats better

rod fanni ROD FANNI someones 'avin a giraffe, who will be first with fanny on the shirt?

AC Milan are waiting for the green light from Chelsea to buy back striker Andriy Shevchenko for £15m. (Daily Star) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is hot on the trail of Manchester United's £8m striker Alan Smith. (Daily Star) thats it

1. starting 10 days off before i get my new job 2. ran (power walked ) 4 miles today as i've been blagged into a 10 km run and i'm as fit as a tramps arsehole at the moment 3. learnt a couple of card tricks so i can blag beers for free 4. got a bottle of bacardi and a bottle of vodka off my old workmates so i will be making a dent in them 5. SHIT!! got no coke for above so a trip to local friendly cornershop is called for

happy birthday mate (not too late am I? )

ffs tbh

me too

i have a n73 and like ally said, very very slow

Liverpool airport was shut yesterday for 8 hours due to a "suspicious car" found out side. apparantly it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it

forum topic title of the year

thats the sort of story you could not make up

it would have to be deco as Raul would never leave maaaadriiid

happy birthday, dont worry 30 is not that bad...................................