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happy birthday jimbo

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Dyer deal is off, says Curbishley Unsettled Dyer wants a move to the south of England West Ham manager Alan Curbishley has said that Kieron Dyer's move from Newcastle is "definitely off". More to follow. source bbc gucking futted

appy birfday

appy birfday

shit! just seen it on news very very sad r.i.p

happy birthday, celebrate with a drink tonight!!

Chelsea have resigned themselves to losing winger Arjen Robben to Real Madrid. (The Sun) Jose Mourinho's side will use the cash they get for Robben on Seville's Daniel Alves. (Various) Derby are lining up a £3m bid for Charlton winger Jerome Thomas. (Various) US wonderkid Freddy Adu has agreed a £1m deal with Portuguese side Benfica. (The Sun) Spurs have opened talks with West Brom over highly-rated defender Curtis Davies. (Daily Mirror) Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing has told Tottenham to forget any attempts to sign him. (Daily Express) Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce has denied that he needs to sell Obefemi Martins to fund a £6m swoop for Manchester United's Alan Smith. (Various) Juventus are lining up a bid for Chelsea midfielder Claude Makelele. (The Independent) Fulham have had a £3.9m bid for Watford striker Hameur Bouazza rejected as the Hornets are holding out for £5m. (The Times) West Brom have slapped a £250,000 price tag on striker John Hartson. (The Sun) Colchester have agreed a deal to take Charlton striker Kevin Lisbie to Layer Road. (The Sun) Hull boss Phil Brown wants to sign Sunderland's out-of-favour Republic of Ireland midfielder Graham Kavanagh. (Various) Sheffield United boss Bryan Robson has lodged a £1.5m bid for Wigan's Kevin Kilbane. (Daily Star) Leeds boss Dennis Wise is hoping he can sign Newcastle keeper Tim Krul on a season-long loan to solve the club's goalkeeping crisis. (The Sun) Bradford are to re-sign Wales midfielder Paul Evans. (Various) Swansea want to sign Derby defender Darren Moore as a replacement for injured captain Garry Monk. (Various) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Striker Carlos Tevez could be made to appear in the dock at the High Court over his complicated transfer from West Ham to Manchester United. (The Sun) New Manchester United midfielder Owen Hargreaves will make his debut for the club this weekend - not in Sunday's Community Shield, but in a Man Utd XI playing against Peterborough. (Daily Mirror) Ashley Cole says he was injured for most of his first season at Stamford Bridge. (Various) Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson has re-iterated his belief that Liverpool will not sign Gabriel Heinze. (Various) Former Liverpool star Steve McManaman says Rangers will regret not signing former Reds striker Robbie Fowler. (Daily Record) Arsenal's William Gallas says the club has to toughen up to succeed next season. (Various) FA bosses are to announce a massive revamp of their disciplinary system in a bid to restore the games' credibility. (Daily Mirror) Meanwhile, Scottish FA chiefs are to launch a crackdown on persistent fouling and diving in the game. (Daily Record) Reading keeper Marcus Hahnemann says a broken hand will not keep him out of the opening-day match against Manchester United. (Various) Newcastle fans have launched a hate campaign against wantaway star Kieron Dyer. (Various) New Blackburn signing Roque Santa Cruz reckons he will form a partnership with Benni McCarthy which can fire Rovers into the top four of the Premier League. (Various) AND FINALLY Leicester boss Martin Allen is getting his players ready for the new season - by making them clean the Walkers Stadium toilets. (The Sun) Former Sheffield United boss Neil Warnock says Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson phoned him to apologise after the Red Devils' final-day defeat to West Ham which condemned the Blades to relegation. (The Sun) Meanwhile, Blades fan and Hollywood hard man Sean Bean has denied launching a foul-mouthed attack on the Sheffield United boss in front of his family. (Daily Mirror)

i hope terry mac is not in charge of IT

pissing about in the tyne at Hexham all day from 9 till 5 playing footie / cricket, all this without the fear of some big dorty porvert bumraping you

hope it is i'm back home for the weekend

is it just me or does marge look like terry mac?

pissing down big style in Blackburn, but hey it might wash the shite away, off topic a bit but we were talking last night about breaking up for summer hols. and how it was always red hot leading up to the hols, and look at this year its bollocks, if this is global warming then i want a refund!!!

woow they even found the technical expert

ban them all!!!!!

adios el'clarkio

you sick sick man

see jimbo i told you we needed coffe annan!

Surely you mean, the only one in Consett without an Orangutan.

i'm unsure about this tbh, agreed he should have gone a while back, but when fit and if he can stay fit, then he is one of the best attacking midfielders, if Sam has someone lined up as a direct replacement then fine let him go, if not then he must stay

cheers guys

i blame souness

Eng won toss and are batting 8-0