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Guys and girls. I'm doing the Cancer Research 10k in Cheshire this year, i decided to do it because in the last 2 years I have lost 3 close family members to cancer, and my mum has survived a bout of cancer too, if you would like to sponsor me please visit my online page, if you do not then its fine, to be honest i'm bricking it as i'm by no means a runner the only running I have done is from pub to pub in the rain so far my training is up to running 1 mile and walking a bit further thanks for reading sponsor page

must be having a rest

just filling his espadrilles

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied, wait for it "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

he also looks after Joey Barton Pascal Chimbonda Henri Camara Faye Boomsong Djimi Traore Diomansy Kamara Ousmane Dabo Nicolas Anelka

yeah he was

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whats william redsleep got to do with anything?

what if it bytes?

you wot!

portsmouth are the third club

whats the usb thingy for on the front of the sky+ box?

sky linking us with Lassana Diarra from Chelsea just on now

a BIT!! if fookin stinks

pehaps Juve has dropped us in it because we sold Boomsong as an 'international class defender' and infact he is a 'useless tossbag who cannot defend for toffee' imo

probs late because of all the shite thats happening breaking news on ssn, Rangers were the second club to be raided, they have been asked not to comment, willie mackay and greame souness by any chance (Boomsong deal)

No yes never mind mate!! i'm not into all this Burnley Blackburn crap, but the Blackburn people are bloody weird!! a couple of my mates are from Burnley and they are sound

my arse will be in Fenwicks window too just noticed, are you a dingle

what will happen next? player shot at cup final or is that just dreamteam

QFT

Probably just some specialist porn they've found on Fat Fred's PC where people have sex with greggs pasties or something like that! some wifey with a jumbo sausage roll up her chuff covered in steak bakes www.greggspastyporn.net

3.30, i'm sure david craig mentioned the raid was something to do with Manchester police, any guesses on Bolton? it will be well worth being dragged through the press if Kenny and Graeme get into shit

the raid was just a front to smuggle them in dressed in riot gear

they say that a couple of computers were removed this morning, it takes the piss we are turning into Harchester pissing united

haha too late mike baby we have ya cash