paddy

well 2 last year (liverpool and the 9 iron he used on riise)

well suited together tbh, welshsheepfiddlingprick

agreed, the foos are awsome,

me 2, staying in is the new going out tbh, just ordered indian, beer in fridge, shite on tele, ahhh fridays

Belgian guest finds frozen bodies A Belgian man has been arrested after a dinner guest helping to clear up after the meal opened a freezer and found the bodies of the host's wife and stepson. The 42-year-old host had invited guests for dinner at his home in the city of Verviers, 125km (78 miles) east of Brussels, prosecutors said. A woman guest left the table to put leftovers in the freezer and alerted the authorities to the discovery. Police said they were aware of domestic abuse issues between the wife and host. 'Ill at ease' Christine Wilwerth, at the Verviers prosecutor's office, said the suspect had indicated he had had a quarrel with his wife and she had been stabbed. However, he had no initial explanation for the 12-year-old boy's death. Ms Wilwerth said: "It was a lady who at the end of the meal at a friend's house, and after washing the dishes... decided to take the leftovers of the meal down to the basement to store in the deep freeze. "Once she opened the deep freeze, she discovered the bodies." Guests then alerted police but refrained from telling the host. He seemed "ill at ease", Ms Wilwerth quoted the guests as saying. "The couple was already known to police for domestic violence," Ms Wilwerth said. It was not immediately clear how or when the deaths occurred but Ms Wilwerth said the time of death could date back several weeks.

i was suppose to put today but stuck tuesday by mistake

Manchester United are set to swoop for West Ham striker Carlos Tevez and want to complete the deal - believed to be worth more than £20m - inside 48 hours. (Daily Mirror) Tevez has agreed to join the Old Trafford outfit and the move will be completed next week - subject to any challenge from the Hammers, who still claim to own the player's registration. (Daily Mail) Chelsea have upped their bid for Tottenham defender Pascal Chimbonda to £12m after being priced out of a move for Sevilla's £20m-rated full-back Daniel Alves, who is wanted by Liverpool. (The Sun) France midfielder Florent Malouda is on the brink of joining Chelsea from Lyon. (Various) Chelsea are set to make a £25m double move for Chimbonda and Malouda. (Daily Express) Sven-Goran Eriksson, who is poised to become the manager of Manchester City, believes he will need to sign at least 10 players to bring success to the club. (Various) Andriy Shevchenko's agent Stephen Curnow has insisted that the Chelsea striker does not want to go back to Italy, despite being constantly linked with a return to AC Milan. (Daily Star) West Ham have prepared an £11m package for Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy, which would include midfielder Yossi Benayoun going to Anfield as part of the deal. (Daily Star) Liverpool may swoop for Porto winger Ricardo Quaresma. (The Times) Tottenham have offered West Brom £4m and winger Wayne Routledge in exchange for defender Curtis Davies. (The Times) Australian midfielder Harry Kewell, who has been linked to Tottenham and Aston Villa, has admitted that he is fighting for his future at Liverpool after four injury-plagued years. (Daily Star) Fulham are set to complete the £4m signing of striker Diomansy Kamara from West Brom. (The Sun) Rangers have pulled out of negotiations to sign Kilmarnock striker Steven Naismith. (Daily Record) However, Hibernian and Celtic have entered the race for the £1.5m-rated Naismith. (The Sun) Celtic are now clear favourites to sign Naismith after Kilmarnock rejected an £850,000 offer from Hibernian and a £1.5m package from Rangers. (Daily Express) Striker Alan Smith, who has been linked to Middlesbrough and Everton but who had been holding out for a chance to stake a claim for a first-team place at Manchester United, has been told he has no future at Old Trafford. (Daily Mail) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is running out of patience with West Brom over his interest in defenders Paul Robinson and Paul McShane so may turn to FC Copenhagen centre-half Michael Gravgaard. (Daily Mail) Midfielder Thomas Gravesen will snub an approach from Sheffield United to fight for a place in Gordon Strachan's Celtic team. (Various) Sunderland will make a late bid to pip Fulham to the signature of Southampton defender Chris Baird. (Daily Mirror) Fiorentina are set to make a £3m bid for Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg. (Various) Aston Villa are to step up their bid to land Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe. (Daily Star) Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp also wants Defoe. (Daily Telegraph) Real Madrid are close to agreeing a fee for Chelsea winger Arjen Robben. (Daily Telegraph) Preston striker David Nugent will seal a move to Portsmouth within the next 24 hours. (Various) Blackburn want £4m for striker Jason Roberts after turning down a £2.5m bid from Fulham. (Daily Mirror) Reading are targeting West Ham forward Bobby Zamora in a £2.5m swoop. (Daily Mirror) Former Hibernian manager Tony Mowbray wants to take Easter Road defenders Rob Jones and David Murphy to West Brom. (Daily Record) Hearts could lose freed Leicester midfielder Stephen Hughes to Motherwell or Nottingham Forest. (Daily Express) Birmingham are in talks with Brazilian defender Rafael Schmitz, who plays for Lille. (Daily Mirror) Wigan are willing to pay West Brom about £4.5m for midfielder Jason Koumas. (Daily Mirror) Former Leeds captain Kevin Nicholls has been left in limbo by the challenge from HM Revenue and Customs to Ken Bates' buy-back of the club. He had agreed to join Preston and was waiting for the Elland Road outfit to come out of administration. (Daily Mirror) West Ham and Newcastle are set for a £3m battle to land FC Copenhagen's Canadian utility player Atiba Hutchinson. (Daily Star) Borussia Dortmund want to sign Charlton defender Souleymane Diawara. (Daily Star) Striker Nicolas Anelka is wanted by Lyon, if Bolton lower their £10m asking price. (Various) Aston Villa striker John Carew is being targeted by Porto - only six months after arriving in England from Lyon. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea appear to have won the race to land one of the world's most promising talents - Brazilian striker Alexandre Pato, 17, who plays for Internacional and whose buy-out fee could cost between £11m and £15m. Pato's real name is Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva but is called Pato because he hails from Pato Branco, which translates as White Duck. (Daily Telegraph) OTHER GOSSIP Bolton chairman Phil Gartside has hit out at former manager Sam Allardyce, now boss of Newcastle, for going back on the agreement not to take any of the backroom staff from the Reebok Stadium and the Trotters chief is insisting such people work 12 months' notice. (Various) West Ham striker Dean Ashton, who has been sidelined since breaking an ankle on England duty in August 2006, is set to make his comeback in the friendly against Dagenham and Redbridge on 14 July. (The Sun) Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger allowed Thierry Henry to join Barcelona because physiological statistics and read-outs suggested the striker was past his best. (Daily Mirror) Wenger will hand Cesc Fabregas the Arsenal vice-captaincy as a reward for the midfielder pledging his future to the club. (Various) Arsenal are so confident that Wenger will extend his contract that the Gunners have not considered looking for a successor. (The Guardian) Midfielder David Beckham may launch his career in the United States in LA Galaxy's friendly against Chelsea on 21 July after a scan on his ankle injury showed no long-term damage. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has admitted he can give no guarantees that striker Michael Owen will stay at St James' Park. (The Sun) Portsmouth's former technical director Avram Grant will join Chelsea as director of football next week - and could take over as manager if Jose Mourinho leaves. (The Sun) Fraser Wishart, chief executive of the new PFA Scotland, wants a share of Setanta's SPL TV deal for his players. (Various) Real Madrid are eyeing Manchester United's highly rated fitness coach Valter di Salvo, who wants to return to Spain. (Daily Mail) AND FINALLY Former West Ham striker Teddy Sheringham, who has joined Colchester, hopes to face his 19-year-old son Charlie - a forward on Crystal Palace's books - when the two Championship sides meet next season. (Various)

bon anniverithingie

great news

damn you snakehips!! if you had not of let this slip then fergie would not have moved so soon, and he would be ours

or or

Fucking Riveting stuff, don't know how you peel yourself away from it tbh. What did she die of? Embarrassment sick sods is anyone still watching big brother?? i just watched the gloss on my living room door dry, now THATS riviting stuff

Seaburn for 1 week, with 1k's worth of beer and drugs to ease the pain, failing that Turkey is cheap at the moment

Fernando Torres is demanding a six-year deal worth £31.2m to join Liverpool. (The Sun) Torres will, nevertheless, actually be taking a pay cut to move to Anfield. (The Times) New Manchester United signing Owen Hargreaves will be paid £70,000 a week at Old Trafford. (The Sun) Chelsea's Khalid Boulahrouz is in talks with Sevilla over a £3.5m move to Spain. (The Sun) Real Madrid are ahead of Manchester United in the race for West Ham striker Carlos Tevez. (Daily Express) Rangers are closing in on the signing of Spanish defender Carlos Cuellar. (Daily Record) Newcastle have opened talks with Chelsea defender Geremi. (Guardian) The Magpies will today step up their efforts to sign Eidur Gudjohnsen from Barcelona for £4.5m. (Daily Mail) Man City are leading the race for Middlesbrough striker Yakubu. (The Times) Blackburn boss Mark Hughes is in line to sign rising young Dutch star Marco Rigters for a bargain £350,000 - scuppering the hopes of Newcastle and Celtic. (Daily Mirror) But Celtic will scupper the hopes of Hughes and Blackburn - by signing Rigters for £400,000. (Daily Record) Bolton are ready to sell Senegalese star Abdoulaye Faye to Besiktas for £3m. (Daily Mirror) Bolton boss Sammy Lee has urged goalkeeper Jerzy Dudek to stay in the Premier League - preferably with the Trotters - after the Pole quit Liverpool. (The Sun) Sheffield Wednesday will not sell their Northern Ireland winger Chris Brunt for less than £3m. (Daily Mail) Preston striker David Nugent says he will not be pressurised into leaving the club if Everton do not match his £7m price tag. (Various) Newcastle have expressed an interest in FC Copenhagen midfielder Brede Hangeland. (The Times) Derby have joined the race to sign £6m-rated West Brom midfielder Jason Koumas. (Daily Star) Rennes have offered Charlton winger Dennis Rommedahl a new contract after the Denmark international turned down a move to the club. (The Times) Leicester are chasing former Middlesbrough striker Joseph-Desire Job. (Daily Mirror) The Foxes also want former Portsmouth front man Svetoslav Todorov. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham are set to snap up Charlton midfielder Amdy Faye in a £500,000 deal. (Various) Wolves are to sign Crystal Palace defender Darren Ward for £500,000. (Daily Mirror) Derby winger Ryan Smith is poised to seal a £150,000 move to Millwall. (Various) Nottingham Forest midfielder Kris Commons will end speculation linking him with Bristol City and Burnley by signing a new deal at the City Ground. (Daily Mirror)

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Princess Di, its all been a hoax, or pehaps the Queen and Camilla singing an adapted version of 'i knew him her so well' Just hope it aint The Who! For their sake fingers crossed its the guy in your avatar, but i guess it will be the oldspice girls fooking girl power and that bollocks

Princess Di, its all been a hoax, or pehaps the Queen and Camilla singing an adapted version of 'i knew him her so well'

hows dyer gonna make videos for youporn

United will embark on a week-long stint in Austria next week as part of their pre-season preparations. The seven-day stretch is thought to be a bonding session for Allardyce and his new players and the manager has already said mobile phones will be switched off in order to get the squad’s full attention and focus ahead of his first term in charge. However, the trip will also see Allardyce create fitness dossiers on all of his players as he begins to apply his scientific approach to football at St James’ Park. from icnewcastle, no mobiles!! OMG they will struggle!

well its not like he played last year.

ah bollocks he could ask uncle mike if he can buy one?

ah fook! i'm getting a zafira in 2 weeks as my company car!

Jose Mourinho has warned Chelsea that they must sign Frank Lampard to a new deal quickly, in order to fend off interest from Juventus and Barcelona - The Sun Fulham are keen on Blackburn striker Jason Roberts, as are Charlton, but the former Wigan man is loath to drop down to the Championship - The Sun Everton are eyeing summer signings, with Kieran Richardson, Phil Jagielka and Jason Koumas all on David Moyes' wish-list - The Sun Derby are ready to follow up the capture of Robert Earnshaw with a £3million move for Sheffield United's Claude Davis - The Sun Tottenham are to continue to spend big, with an £18million offer being readied for Chelsea duo Lassana Diarra and Shaun Wright-Phillips - The Sun Heading in the opposite direction, out of the White Hart Lane exit door, is Tom Huddlestone - a surprise target for Reading - The Sun Rangers target Julien Faubert has emerged as a potential new recruit for Manchester United - Daily Star Newcastle are eager to add Eider Gudjohnsen to their ranks, with Obafemi Martins and Michael Owen the subjects of speculation - Daily Star Sunderland are ready to pay Tottenham £8million for Jermain Defoe, with David Nugent to spurn their advances to move to Everton - Daily Express Blackburn are ready to rival Celtic and Rangers for the signature of promising NAC Breda striker Maceo Rigters - Daily Mail

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i wish Oliver would do all of mankind a favour and climb back under this fecker...