Andrew

brilliant!

Ding Ding Ding, We have a winner... Judging by your photo, we have the winner to be Beardsley's stand in when he's too busy to occupy the bell tower. You might have to get a bit of a haircut though, as Beardsley's is slightly more fashionable than that mess. your words cut so deep

:lol:

they won't be short of witnesses

Bollocks - 50p a unit won't affect the price of a pint. It will affect the price of wine though. like I said they won't be putting it in place on certain wines and such ie no pricing increase anyway

can we not just get rid of this one? not funny/subtle/interesting easy ban no one will mind

allardyce defending that dive too, "he thinks he felt contact" as justification ffs, 1. football is a contact sport you are allowed to touch opposition players 2. he kicked himself very lightly, I don't think I would even have noticed if I'd done that to myself I know managers are meant to be biased towards their own teams but sometimes you just have to stand up and say "yes hes done wrong there and I'm not happy with it" as opposed to defending the indefensible ie that tackle and that dive or you just end up looking like a complete wanker which is exactly what sam has done

this was covered on BBC new a few weeks ago and it came across to me that they will only be "minimum pricing" what are basically "working class" drinks while it said that certain wines and...I think she actually put it "higher class whiskies" etc won't be

me too

fat sam also claiming it was a harsh yellow for dioufs tackle on almunia, did you see him in the post match "oh you thought that was a sending off did you?" when the bloke asked if he though diouf was lucky arrogant wanker

just seen pedersons dive on MOTD good god that was hilarious, catches himself on the knee, a good 3 feet clear of sagna behind him and goes down

you wanted it

"You're going home, you're going home" Where else was he expected to go? what a surprise, and how was a random fan allowed to get that close to mourinho right outside old trafford surely they'd have had security and stuff and would have been leaving old trafford straight for the airport, not like Jose had time to pop out for a sneaky mcdonalds or anything

yeh you aren't a cunt or a WUM at all fuck off to a spurs board

3 now messi

Barca 2-0 up henry with both

FYP

arsenal are my team at the moment, as my favourite english CL side but if roma beat the tomorrow then bayern may well become the team I want to win it how many CL finals have spurs got to in the last decade?

arsenal are my team at the moment, as my favourite english CL side but if roma beat the tomorrow then bayern may well become the team I want to win it

sporting now 7-0 down on aggregate edit:make that 9-1 wish i was watching this

benitez said earlier today that he doesnt think he gets enough credit for how liverpool have done in the CL since he took over, completely glossing over the fact that its kept him in his job on more than one occasion

hear hear

hope someone crocks fagan again, cunt

thats how I roll

ah it'll be reyt, once she pops it everyone will forget who she was and move on to the next way they can show they "care" about someone/something