PUGATRON1000

He's an absolute lunatic like. Reading his twitter rant to Luke Edwards I cant help but see him as Private Pyle "when will you answer MY question??Joooooooooe-ker!"

im sure you know i was trying to lighten the tone. hows the blood pressure today?

As for "going and fucking myself", the wife has sloped off to bed whilst i've been key-bashing, so although options are limited anything I do or don't do won't be because you told me to.... okay!

I'll definitely give you that one, I think that was a touch OTT............................ a touch mind!!

Well that just confirms that you HAVE grasped the stick by the shitty end. The post that has offended you to your core was made in response to it being suggested that attending the games to support the team (not the regime,) makes me a scab!! I asked a genuine question, wondering how many people who claimed they werent attending in protest of the regime, were in fact draping that banner around their neck in order to appear more justified for not attending. After all it sounds a lot better than "I'm not going cos we're shit!" Although not exactly "wolf in sheeps clothing," there's an element lurking in amongst, of that I have no doubt. Just to clarify AGAIN, It was a question, not a personal accusation directed at any individual. You know YOUR motives, and the reasons for them, honestly, why you getting wound up by what i've said?? As for people going for early pints..... after 25 minutes?? Maybe thats all that everyone who left was doing,drinking and pissing, but again I seriously doubt it! You do know I'm not "anti Geordie" right? surely you must? Please tell me you at least get THAT

No mate you appear to have wound yourself up. I asked the QUESTION of how many people have that outlook. I've had the toothcomb out, and I still cant see where i said you did. You seem to have hung that label around your own neck so you can spout off in outrage! You appear to be the opposite of my shit theory?? how is that even possible? I asked a question on what percentage of people dont go because they cant stand to see us beaten so easily, which you appear to think is outlandishly outrageous?? How can you say with any semblance of seriousness, given you had a semi whine about not being able to attend games once "the good times rolled around". Think about it mate....at least try! You had no problems attending when we were shit, then when we weren't you couldnt get in. Where is the flawed logic in suggesting that some of those people may not hang around "when times aren't so good?," and seriously, what is so offensive about suggesting this? If you have (for your own argumentative reasons,) taken this to mean i am suggesting this is the SOLE reason for EVERYBODY who now doesnt attend doing so, then you have either massively misread the QUESTION, or you are making the mistake of ignoring the fact that within a collection of 50,000 people there will be variance in attitudes, opinions etc. It doesnt matter if they all have the same coloured top on, they are different people. I do understand however that argumentative people simply MUST separate people into opposing camps in order to fuel their outrage, and that the separation remains permanent. Anti this, Pro that, like that's the only discernible feature of that person. Again, the shirts are black and white mate, the people aren't! Perhaps that IS why you have gone over the top on touchiness, because you think I am attacking the whole of the fanbase as a singular beast? If so, again, why not have another read of the QUESTION. Perhaps that is also why you believe that there arent a noticeable number of people who DO think that our attendances alone should translate to success! I've heard their patter often enough to know they are out there! If they truly are as marginal as you appear to believe, then its a statistical miracle that David Craig can magic them out of his arse whenever theres some new turmoil or other! Well done for sticking by the team when 4-0 down, im sure you saw the streams of people leaving after 25 minutes. Honestly, do you think the crowd that stayed played ANY part in turning things around in the second half?? Personally,I think they were critical! Lastly (thank god,) I remember you also, mainly for the "purgatory" pun. It's at least it's fifth outing, and at best it was only ever vaguely witty. P.S - I'm not wound up, If reading opinions other than yours upsets you THAT deeply may I suggest that internet forums may not be for you! PEACE BROTHER!

"It's amazing how many of our fans think we have a god given right to challenge for the title, because we had a purple patch under Keegan, and we've got a canny stadium." This is the sentence you appear to have taken massive offence to?? So from that I can take it you disagree that these fans exist? Interesting. Even more interesting that YOU placed yourself amongst them, and not me! Can't you comprehend THAT?

Okay, so you are beyond disillusioned with the running of the club, and you won't be going to any home games whilst Ashley is at the helm, correct? Sounds like you've made a choice. Remind me again why you feel the need to force that choice on others? By the way, you DID leave at 4-0 down didnt you? again, that was your choice. Personally, I'm glad i stayed to cheer on the comeback!! (even though i was gutted when Nolan put the fifth a yard wide)

You do realise that Harper has not of yet managed to combat the effects of ageing, and would at some point need to be replaced don't you? Maybe we've got a chance at tempting Shearer off the MOTD sofa?? I'm assuming you're a Geordie, why the Fuck are they playing Collocini ahead of you? I see your point, let's pick the team on solely Geographical factors and ignore footballing merit! Cockney - So what you are intimating is that Pardew would happily narrow his recruitment area down to a pinpoint so that he can hear some familiar accents in the changing room?? My word

I would have thought my position on that would have been crystal given i've already spelled it out for you. Care to read it and respond like adults do? Here's a question for you. At a guess, what percentage of people who (like yourself) hold a "boycott games is the only way" opinion, do so because they'd rather not watch their struggling team get beat, as opposed to a calculated effort to oust Ashley?? It's amazing how many of our fans think we have a god given right to challenge for the title, because we had a purple patch under Keegan, and we've got a canny stadium. To paraphrase the man himself "I'd love it if we won the league", there's nothing i'd rather see, just before you state otherwise. One more question, have you ever met anyone who'll admit to walking out when we were 4-0 down to Arsenal?? I havent, yet I saw hundreds of them do it. I wonder if the numbers are anywhere near the answer to my first question?? Of course, by an extension of your logic the ones that did walk out at 4-0 down are the TRUE fans, and the ones that stayed should be mocked?

See you've got your cap on! i expected exactly this response, ignore the points raised, and undermine with bullshit. Ten a penny mate! Job for the boys?? hahaha, god you're thick. Signed because Forster wasnt happy to sit on the bench. Who should we have signed? Buffon? De Gea? Perhaps Courtois would have been happy to be the 2nd choice! Signed, perhaps, because Pardew, and Woodman knew him from Charlton, and thought he's a player you can count on.

Given what is known about Ashley i'm staggered you think he could be manouevred around the board as easily. Let's imagine for one moment his hand WAS forced, i'd imagine he'd be sure to pull the pin on one last "fuck you" grenade before he headed for the sunset. Can't imagine the aftermath of that could be described as "winning". That's before you even factor in how your proposed actions would naturally make us seriously LESS appealing to a prospective buyer and could, in that instance, prolong his tenure. And of course there is the fact that MY team is my team, and not watching them on an, at best, flimsy premise is certain to make sure that I lose! You, like everybody else, are free to pursue your own course of action. Go ahead, plot your course, however by undermining other peoples chance to freely do the same you will have well and truly earned your dickhead cap! Wear it with pride! You never know, it may be that enough people do just as you say, and a change comes about. I'm sure we wouldnt end up with a Venkys/Vincent Tan/Gillet & Hicks/Glazers type owner,then again, you never know! As for Rob Elliot, you're a mile off calling him a cunt, just so you know!

two presumptions made, none correct..... Nice going!

has nothing to do with any twitter feed. so, in your mind NOT going to watch the team you support is winning?? fuck off.

you're slating people for supporting their team, and I'M the (K)nob??? As for calling Elliot a cunt, you have no idea what you're on about, he's a top bloke. Doubt Krul would have changed much today, given the rest of the team was so shambolic

Shush Mackem

Left HALF?? must have been QUITE some time ago!

Agreed, I cant help feeling a VERY dry bumming is in the making for them!

Looks like Pedro has been moonlighting for Barca

He is a Schizo, nailed on! He could fart whilst alone in a lift and still not be sure who dropped it!

revenue down because we no longer make and sell pies........... apparently

piss poor article, he seems not to know that we tried to buy Remy BEFORE his spell at QPR (amazingly, given the way QPR signed him.) Reckons Sissoko was on everyones radar? why didnt they buy him then? piss poor scouting NOT signing him, unless he was too expensive at the time, in which case another feather in his cap for picking the opportune moment to do business? Are we to believe that Nick/QPR wouldnt have signed him for the price we did? or would they have preferred to sign another Boswinga? Jealous Annie making a weak argument against someone/something he clearly has no knowledge of (other than playing FM) P.S - He's fishing surely?

no, its been downgraded to female equine ejaculate apparently

looks like a very similar situation at Chelsea with Mata, in that he is one of their best players going forward, but he doesnt offer much when they havent got the ball. Been a few times this season that HBA has let his runner go, and has probably helped make Debuchy look all at sea in some games. For me Jose has played a blinder with Mata, as im sure he will put the graft in without the ball in order to keep a place in team, hopefully we see HBA do the same. Workrate in getting the ball back is one of the reasons that Barcelona enjoyed stupendous success, can't help but admire Messi for his graft when defending, and thats BEFORE he gets the ball and beats 8 players! Last season Bayern did the same, everyone grafts to get it back, no passengers regardless of WHO they are.

Whether or not we are interested in him, I like the look of that lad Vossen. Seems a very composed finisher, and technique seems canny. If JFK managed to get him in, I'd be happy to tweet Simon Bird daily to remind him of what he is!