Sonatine

Calling out around Wearside Are you ready for a brand new beat? Eternal Winter's there and the time is right For shitting in the street They're shitting in Roker (shiting in the street) Down in Pennywell (shitting in the street) In Hendon (shiting in the street) All we need is blue pop, sweet blue pop There'll be blue pop everywhere There'll be defecating, urinating, and spice being taken Shitting in the street

FYP

The thing with stupid people is, they are so stupid they don't know that they're stupid.

Looks like the milkman from that Frankie Boyle sktech

That Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen™ up to their tricks again, no doubt.

With apologies to Lou Reed.... Gloom is waiting for his man Jimbos telly in his hand Up to Leazes, one, two, five If he gets in CTs Taxi, he'll be more dead than alive Gloom is waiting for his man

Steve, how much fun did you have filming that Austin Powers film?

Everything I do, I do it for some bat related flu

Looks like Corona got another one

I'd rather not