Sonatine

The late, great Clive James said "She never lets the words or melody get in her way. She is us, without the fear of failure."

That's always the risk with signing freebie players I guess. If they've run their contract down once before, they'll probably be more than happy to do it again.

He's only won 2 games since saying that

You'd think they'd have learnt their lesson by now like

Mad giving him the gig in the first place

Pretty sure that's his default setting anyway. Just needed Joelinton to whip off a mask and reveal it was actually Pogba who scored the goal to set him into full meltdown.

The state of Carroll

If it's the Cat Treat-Nonce thing, it was doing the rounds on Twitter earlier

"Used fish tank anyone? Only one careful owner."

Would be typical of this club that when the Fat Man decides he wants out, the only fuckers to come up with the cash gets knocked back by the PL

Fancy queueing in the pissy rain to buy some Londsdale and Dunlop tat, fucking muppets

Still can't make my mind up if that's been photoshopped. Judging by the state of the rest of them fuckers, I'm guessing not

Clearly their love of Britain doesn't go as far as learning how to spell it properly