Sonatine

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/12/david-squires-on-theresa-mays-deal-with-the-dup

Or a bargain bucket from some cheap as shite takeaway...

The Bullseye comparison is spot on tho

Batman brown bread http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40235142?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a Grimsby fish market here.

After seeing that, Reading

He'll have an arsehole as wide as the Nile when they finish with him

Didn't take him long

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport/football/article-4525790/Man-United-earn-1bn-Premier-League-prizes.html Mental that Cardiff made more cash from 1 season in the PL than Leeds did in 12

True enough

Faith No More pissed on Guns n Roses that night.