Sonatine

What a pair of clowns shoes that lad is

Must be a good few years since we last won a game on Boxing Day, i'd settle for a point.

Lets not blow it in the last few minutes this time

He was working on the door at the Fighting Cocks sometime in the late 90's iirc, and someone told me he was working at the meat packing factory in Belmont or somewhere

Ashley: "I have not said or done a single credible thing since I bought the club", is more like it.

Loved Bagpuss as a kid, got to feel sorry for the kids of today having to watch all that Pokemon shite

No great surprise tbh, what a bunch of cunts we have running this club

I think he was manager of Man City when they went down from the Prem to the 2nd division... could be mistaken like. Think he was at Forest for a season a few years back.

Don't all these new buyers have to pass a "fit and proper person" test or something? Not sure it did much good with that Thaksin guy at Man City though

He should stick to peddling his second rate porn

The bits in bold sum it all up for me

Slightly off topic, but.....

Has that Derek Llambias character ever said anything either? You'd think the chairman would have something to say

Noel broke a rib or two according to reports

Nah, Wise took Ashley and the rest of the board out for a drive in it earlier.

Scum, one and all

I'd be more shocked if the NOTW didn't have a paper full of Newcastle exclusives tomorrow

From the Sun, so take it with a pinch of salt....

A lie told often enough becomes truth.

Can't really understand why Ashley wants Barton sacked for being a thug when he is happy to be mates with and employ Wise, a man who attacks taxi drivers and breaks team mates jaws

Wasn't Stevie G's missus supposedly getting some extra curricular activity from the local crime boss? Or did i just make that up?

Interesting piece on Wise from the Times...

Wise won't take the job. He's got more power and influence doing what he does now, and chances are he's on a hefty wedge too.