Sonatine

Lass at work was saying this wasn't funny, i disagree

Is that the same Kelmsley whose own investments have gone tits up? Surely a man worth taking advice from.....

Pouring down here. Pissio.

I thought the only peeps that went to Burtons were charvas up in front of the Judge for first time

Haggard old scrote should be grateful for a nice little pension from Ashley and keep his gob shut.

Crazy money

This poor git makes the chef from the Muppet Show look competent, although anyone copying that tit Blumenthal kind of deserves what's coming to them.

Crisps 1) Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli 2) Walkers Sensations Roast Chicken and Thyme 3) Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard (No idea if you can still buy these but they were lush) 4) Pickled Onion Monster Munch 5) Square Crisps, plain Honorable mention goes to Sensations Balsamic Vinegar and Roast Onion, posh pickled onion basically. Words 1) Pleb 2) Haggard 3) Fucking 4) Cunt 5) Eclectic

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

Not sure they could pull it off over here, but there are some mugs around

Didn't he have his own tv show?

Pretty long list of candidates for that one, would love to hear what they had to say about Jamie Redknapp though

Definitely one to keep watching, the Deadliest Warrior part was class like

My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it’s quite nice.

Excellent

I guess he's officially Scottish again until next year

Mojave 3 are class, more alt country though. Can't go wrong with a bit of Gram Parsons either.

Whitesnake-Still of The Night First time i've heard this in years

She's a hound as well iyam. I'm still half convinced that Lady GaGa is a drag act I meant Lily Allen although it applies to her as well. Looks too much like her old man for my liking, but each to their own and all that.

She's a hound as well iyam. I'm still half convinced that Lady GaGa is a drag act

Smooth Criminal one day, rotting corpse the next. Probably not the re-invention the king of pop had in mind though.