Sonatine

PROTIP: create your own Queen's funeral experience at home by putting a shoebox in your garden, draping a Butcher's Apron over it, then paying someone to stand next to it and talk shite for several hours.

"Queenie doesn't live here anymore She's in a box on the first floor"

She was proper kids TV royalty, none of this born into it rubbish Loved me a bit of Grange Hill back in the days. Gripper Stebson was pure evil, thus worthy of admiration.

5- None, but it's ok to claim you have killed some if your name is Wearside Jack.

The bloke on the left looks more like the Queen than the supposed lookalike.

A minutes silence for Mick Lowes NUFC Matters tenure.

Lowes after he's had a mouthful of the Big P's super smooth coffee...

Starts on Monday for me. That's when I'm back at work after 2 weeks off

King Charles III : The Search for Spock

Thinking of her subjects to the end