Sonatine

Joyeux Noël

Aye, all the best and all that. I would say that next year can't be any shitter, but the way things have gone in recent years I'm not gonna tempt fate.

Giving Bum Fights a bad name that, seen better punches thrown outside a kebab van on a Friday night.

Think the "sound of things" he mentions is the voices in his head. Gandaft must be on to snorting his powdered wolf jerky now, the crazy foo.

https://www.football365.com/news/steve-bruce-newcastle-saved-empty-stadium-mike-ashley

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-luxury-king-prawn-ring-with-sweet-chilli-sauce-285g/81371.html

Always nice to have a factual reminder of how shit Brewcey really is

Hmmmmm.......

Fop was in all probability the late Raoul Moat.

The fucking state of these cunts man

Doing that now is a criminal offence, although that song has been a crime for a long time now.

He just sticks a large slab of Wolf Jerky over his gob instead of a mask.

Is that woodchip wallpaper? Still probably goes down better than the shite in his hand tbf.

The ads were sometimes better than the shitty movies. The local restaurant where the food was so good even the chef ate there, and at the Odeon in Durham there was always an ad for the Q Ball club upstairs