Happy Face

Are Klaxons, Kings of Leon and Arcade Fire playing twice each?

Floating drawers to hang on my wall.

In the words of Homer J.... Woo Hooo I'm off So long suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can't you just go out for a fag break? Or go home early? I give up the tabs every monday. Been harrasing the boss about going home. Not having it like.

I might think Clarkson is a twat (and I'm right, he most definately is a twunt of the highest order) but he makes some class tv. The impossible mission show he did last night was awesome. Following on from the Brunel show he did a few years back I think he could take over from David Attenbrough as the BBC's best host of educational factual programming if he wanted to go in that direction. I wouldn't mind Top Gear ending if it meant more of these.

Network's down at work. Bored out of my miserable little head.

Help us Jebus

All rather self absorbed aren't you, would you not give your family a cuddle, record a message for the wake, settle all your finances so the burden isn't left. That sort of thing.

The new Modest Mouse one. Spitting Venom is my favourite so far.

Stewart Lee - Scotland "William Wallace was a paedophile....a scottish paedophile....the worst kind of paedophile that there is" "Scotland was actually invented - as you all know - in 1911 by the mcGowan sweet company as a way of marketing Higland Toffee, because of course traditionally we always think toffee tastes better if it's manufactured at high altitude."

one word...."Glitterball" Isn't it two words? Headed straight there.

Best broadcasting corporation in the world.

Episode 80 sounds good, lots of Paulie.

What would you like to do? I can't think of anything

http://www.channel4.com/film/chatvotewin/name_that_film/ a paltry 42 points

Not worried about being relegated, but only 6 points off 17th is concerning. If we drop that low will Shepherd be happy to leave Roeder in charge next season?

Mebeez, but Charley was a legend.

Bookman... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrQdQSXDbg

Graham Russel was awesome. Popped home for a bit, off clubbing soon. I'll regret it like because South Shields is a shite hole.

Taxi booked to go and watch Graham Russell. Rawk!

Never ever watched any eurovision. Just found out today Abba won it apparently. Not quite Terry Wogan.

It just feels like it's been on 6 hours because it's so shit.

SATURDAY 17TH MARCH WHAT ABOUT BOB? 3.20pm ITV3 When Bill Murray stopped being funny, he was still infinitely funnier than Steve Martin. An enjoyable romp if you're with Virgin and can't watch soccer Saturday. DONNIE BRASCO 11.40pm Channel 4 I thought it was good at the time but can't really remember a thing from it. It's all confused in my head with Carlito's Way and Blow, which probably means it wasn't that great. SUNDAY 18TH MARCH THE PINK PANTHER 6.50pm Film4 I love Claudia Cardinale. Hommuna hommuna, aa-aaaooooooooo! DOGMA 9pm Film4 Affectionate ribbing of religious Dogma from the bloke that made Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing Amy. No-one'll agree but it's his best film imo. THE SUGARLAND EXPRESS 1.20am Film4 I love Goldie Hawn. Hommuna hommuna, aa-aaaooooooooo! Spielberg directs. Well worth a watch, but maybe not this late on a school night. Sky plus it if you have the technology. MONDAY 19TH MARCH SABOTEUR 12.30pm Channel 4 Hitchcocks WW2 cautionary tale of protecting the American way. Very pertinent to the current climate when innocent individuals are detained beyond a reasonable time. Despite the incredibly wooden performance of Robert Cummings I also enjoyed it as a thriller. The Cinema scene looked lush. I can see why it's not one of his more popular films, but it's still a cut above most. COLLATERAL 9pm Film4 I enjoyed it, but if you've already seen it you're far better off watching.... APOCALYSPE NOW 10pm ITV4 Which is one fucking brilliant film, though if you've seen it you might want to watch... THIEF 11.15pm Film4 Years before Collateral, Michael Mann made this. Should be a canny double bill. TUESDAY 20TH MARCH INFERNAL AFFAIRS 9pm Film4 If you enjoyed The Departed, here's your chance to compare it with the original, I seem to be a dissenting voice in not being overly enamoured by it and enjoying the remake more, even though I saw the original first. LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS 10.55pm Film4 Before Snatch (recommended last week) mockney, Madonna marrying tit-end Guy Ritchie made this thoroughly enjoyable crime caper. It must rankle him though, that he's still not made a film as good as Layer Cake (directed by first timer Matthew Vaugh who produced Ritchie's two best films). WEDNESDAY 21ST MARCH SEXY BEAST 11pm Film4 "Your Names Rowntree, at the Grosvenor, YES! You Will!" A pretty average film wrapped around Ghandi's awesomely scary performance as a hard man who's all mouth. His fleeting appearance makes it well worth putting up with Ray Winstone. THURSDAY 22ND MARCH LA CONFIDENTIAL 9pm Film4 Good old fashioned period cop film set in Hollywood. FRIDAY 23RD MARCH THE RIGHT STUFF 10.10pm ITV3 Superb, brilliant, fantastic, outstanding film about the pioneers of the American Space program and the jet pilots that were bypassed. Easily the best film about space travel made, I love Apollo 13, but this tops it. CITY OF GOD 11.05pm Film4 If you still haven't seen this you really are behind the times. For those that say they don't like foreign/subtitled films, this will change your mind. CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND 11.40pm BBC2 Before George Clooney got deservedly nominated for an oscar for directing Good Night and Good Luck he made this top film that seems to have slipped under the radar. Based on the autobiography of the Chuck Barris, he's the tv producer that came up with the concepts for The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game. The book and the film get their edge from his claims of also being a CIA operative.