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If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good. 117393[/snapback] Enjoyed it. Felt sorry for the poor fucker though. 118600[/snapback] I think Peasepud is going that way. Needs something to take his mind off these missions of his or he'll end up on the front of The Sun.

Lord of War - Horseshit (At the end it says "Based on actual events", then at the end of the credits it says "The events and characters depicted in this film are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental." Wossalltharabout?) The Manchurian Candidate (1962) - Canny

Aye, that site was set up and T-shirts produced. Neither do it justice though.

I mentioned it on Bizarre, but 'Coconut Man' is the greatest thread I've ever seen. But it seems to have been removed from Football365's forums If anyone can find it, or saved it at the time, please let me know. It started with a daft lad starting a "Post a Pic of your Lass" thread. Once he'd posted his lass it was open season, she was photoshopped into all kinds of highly amusing scenario's. But then some bright spark opened a Faceparty account with the photo and set the profile to as "cum guzzling whore of Babylon" or something similar. Blokes were round her like flies round shit, So we insisted they send in photos with a sign saying "I Am Cocounut Man". Many Men (and a woman) did. See here and here for examples. After getting the photos, meetings were arranged, and the best one was a nasty fat middle aged bloke with a tache with a wife and kids who was sent on a wild goose chase around some hotel where one of the posters worked. He got a bit stroppy when he found out the ruse and that he was going to be exposed. I don't think it happened though, it's not the kids fault their dad was a twat.

Shit man, you're like Sam Spade, Hercule Poirot and Thomas Sullivan Magnum all rolled into one, I should have known better than to question you.

No-one would hold it against you if you deleted Zico's to make it happen either.

2nd best I think. The best thread ever resulted in this bloke sharing a picture of his cock with the world... There were many other coconut men too. Back on this topic though, if you get his name, rather than claim to be the law, you could claim to be the disgruntled father of one of these poor young girls. Tell him to enjoy his kneecaps while he can because you aren't happy.

So what actually went into the magazine/book? Owt or nowt? Has it been left for an innocent member of the public to find?

Peasepud must like the Dustybin idea. Shame he's scouted bins everywhere except the library where it's going down. He's even found a skip so he can fit in a receptacle

If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good.

Class. I've got a feeling the Durham City library will be a lot busier than their average Saturday, with a lot more mysterious men in suspiciously large moustaches round the place than usual. 117253[/snapback] Durham library tomorrow..........

Mohammed shirley? 117157[/snapback] No, Our Lady was the one I was always tough. A cartoon of mohammed on a moped would get us a fatwa, and we're in enough trouble as it it. 117165[/snapback] Let's have a "Who can draw the best Mohammed?" contest and see if it causes as much trouble as Peasepud's Hitzfeld story.

Is it up to you's like? Doesn't she have a place she uses? 117159[/snapback] nah she said that i should suggest where 117161[/snapback] Tell her Sven's

Is it up to you's like? Doesn't she have a place she uses?

Not even some brown angel delight?

email is ......pager is...... etc etc. CALL MEEEEEEE 117104[/snapback] It was a hoax man. All designed to get you to open an envelope of shit.

I wish I could keep up with this thread. Bloody work. Has a decision been made on what's going in the envelope? Are these all the choices so far or have I missed any? 1. fake cash 2. Toontastic url 3. faecal matter 4. Clues based on those used by (the late?) Ted Rogers on 3,2,1 I like the idea of her opening a shitty envelope, but it could be nasty to achieve. How about a ticket for a mackem game instead

I loved it and thought the two leads were amazing. Recommended 113226[/snapback] No and no. I thought it was garbage. Totally unbelievable. Family find out Dad has violent past and think... maybe I could be violent too and start shooting people and engaging in violent sex. Absolute tosh. 114698[/snapback] Totally agreed the film was asbolute gash 114701[/snapback] They don't just find out their dad has a violent past, they find out he still is a violent man. He hasn't changed. This turns his wife on and she hates herself for it, she enjoys the rough sex and tries to deny it by remaining angry with him and pretending to blame him. Women love a tough guy. It's all about survival of the fittest, the strongest will flourish and always have, we can all pretend to be goody goody, anti-war, give peace a chance lefties, but if something threatens us or our family, we need to kick an arse or two. If Joey had been the lads father all along, then the son would have been a hard case at school all along, but Tom made the conscious decision that Joey was dead. Tom supressed Joey, and his son supressed his strength in the same way. Only when Joey was forced to act and the son witnessed it all did he start to consider what he might be capable of. He became his fathers son. Inherited the characteristics that benefit him. Nature versus nurture. It's a class film. 114727[/snapback] Did you read that in a book? 116904[/snapback] No, Mark Kermode said so. EDIT:

You don't need to read no cockadoodie book. It's class.

Eh? I have a separate folder for every artist, why would i reiterate it in the song name? You've got a folder with ALL your MP3's in with no subfolders? How disorganised! 116636[/snapback] My system is not disorganised!! All my downloaded mp3 files are in one folder, with all the file names Artist - Title... in chronological order so I can see which ones I've downloaded most recently. The only time they go in folders for artist names are when they're ripped from CD.. Perfect - big fat fact. Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Angels [live] 116642[/snapback] Same system as me tbh. I just don't have mnany doonloads. The Fiery Furnaces - Seven Silver Curses

Eh? I have a separate folder for every artist, why would i reiterate it in the song name? You've got a folder with ALL your MP3's in with no subfolders? How disorganised!

Wait, you name your mp3s title-first? Bloody savage 116495[/snapback] It repulses me when people do that. Randy Travis - This Is Me 116508[/snapback] I don't get you. I put the artist in artist, and track title in track. Then play by song title. Where's the brutality? I never look at the files themselves, this is all in Itunes/Ipod.

Haven't they sacked Alan Brazil again today, or has he just gone AWOL? May I suggest "19" - Paul Hardcastle? 116328[/snapback] Or discovering the "shuffle" button 116333[/snapback] Shuffle is shit. Not random enough. Always goes back to the same artists & albums.... 2, 3 .. Scrape (Remix) - DJ Format 2.3 Lies - Death in Vegas 2+2=5 (The Lukewarm) - Radiohead 2000 Light Years Away - Green Day 2000 Light Years From Home - The Rolling Stones 20th Century Boy - T.Rex

(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty - K.C. & The Sunshine Band 12:51 - The Strokes 19-2000 - Gorillaz 1917 - The Fiery Furnaces 19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones

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