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Girls Aloud - Chemistry Wasn't a fan of their previous stuff in general but this new one is a class album like. Really enjoying it.

Me mother is complaining that her PC is really slow so I said I'd get her a new one for Christmas. Anyone know where I can get a good deal? I'm looking to spend about £300 because she doesn't need out mega, just faster to browse and open big mails and that. I don't really want to get a Monitor, Keyboard or mouse so if you know anywhere that they aren't mandatory that'd be even better. Cheers Otherwise, what would I need to buy to make hers faster and is it easy to fit? Like as easy as a new drive? PS my lack of knowledge on these matters shames me

Paid over the odds tbh http://www.dotcomdvd.com/detail.aspx?ID=114944&refid=14

What have Gary Glitter and Whisky got in common? They both come in little tots.

Gang of Four - Return The Gift

Was that on More Four? I forgot it was on, are they showing it again? 62855[/snapback] I think its on More4 again this coming Monday night. 63383[/snapback] Great film. That Mrs Goebbels like. ooooooooooh! She wasn't nice like.

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror.... 62965[/snapback] Jesus Christ. Thanks for the mental image of Jimbo, tit in one hand lifting it to his tongue, cock in the other masturbating furiously and admiring it all in the mirror.

Shame The Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun

The one and only.

Me and AW have deduced that you are SM.

You can't do that man. I'll be in the shit if you start going on to people about my forum use and it comes out.

The smoggie designer? I think not.

thats some combination and are you AT? 62413[/snapback] Nope, I'm not in GI.

Tell you what, I'll presume you're always listening to Eddy Perfect and you can just say when you're listening to anything else.

Buck 65 - The Centaur recommended to those of you that like Lynard Skynard and Roots Manuva.

Shlomo Over the moon because the video of him on Jools Holland last week is up.... download it here Some great human beatbox. It's like allthe best bits from police academy in one 3 minute burst.

Solomon Burke, The National and Richard Hawley on Jools Holland. good stuff

I agree. Uncle Sam does the best he can. class.

I've been waiting for it to come up amongst general conversaion but it hasn't. Why exactly are you meeting Jenson Button on Sunday?

Last 5 tracks: Little Barrie - Living In And Out Of Place Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog Beck - Soul Suckin' Jerk Dungen - Sluta Folja Efter

Just give her a slap with the back of your hand. That's the acceptable way to apply discipline. Oh.....and say "gertcha" as you do it.

To: toptips@viz.co.uk From: Wackyjnr Dog owners, don't wear gloves on frosty mornings when walkiing the dog. Picking up a nice warm shit will warm you through quite sufficient.

The Dragons all want to be Simon Cowell now. More interested in being funny ("Why would I want to look at my shit?" ) than make a good deal. That water saving device was brilliant (even if most bogs come with half and full flush now anyway), the bloke that made it was a cunt.

Free as a bird would be plagiarism, The Beatles once decided their hundreds of millions of pounds were not satisfactory and so they released a piece of shit vocal by John Lennon with some tin pot backing to it. On the back of this they were able to sell millions of copies of 3 separate double CD's, a 10 video set (now 6 DVD's) and international rights to a 10 hour documentary which revealed about 2 new stories. Free as a hedgehog is original (I think).

Isn't a river possibly one of the least free things on earth, being as it is constricted by its banks? Free as a hedgehog would have been better.