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Has Rooney's uncle topped himself yet? Went all over the papers bragging about his bet and jinxed the poor lad.

so what? willing to bet my face is smoother than a fair few of the girls who post here. 131224[/snapback] I still don't get it. Fair enough to have what entertains you in your sig, but grooming products? Am I missing a joke. If people need to know this kind of stuff then I use a good old fashioned Mach 3, brush my teeth with Colgate whitening and wipe my arse with Charmin.

Words cannot express my incredulity!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=66...1635407&pl=true

tbh

Well if he shags you at least you'll know he's a cad and a rotter, not to be trusted. Strange you only want to hump him now you've heard about this other lassie too. If I was Freud i could read something into it.

I've only been here 5 years (coolgen developer), but they sent me a list of all the gifts I'm due on my anniversaries. This year it's a plate.... or a weather station 131029[/snapback] I didnt get anything for my 5 years in Feb. Shame. Get out while you still can Mr Happy 131119[/snapback] A lad here got a silver money clip around then. Irony at an unparalleled level.

It looks too complicated for a coolgen developer to get any pleasure from tbh. 131073[/snapback] As lnog as I dno't hvae to tpye I can maagne.

I've only been here 5 years (coolgen developer), but they sent me a list of all the gifts I'm due on my anniversaries. This year it's a plate.... or a weather station

Did you hear Bob Dylan is presenting a radio show in the US? http://www.xmradio.com/bobdylan/index.jsp?refsrc=homepage_bb

I get this sodding bowl.... I'm really going all out to stay loyal for that! Absoloute tat, why do they bother?

It all depends if he's got a lass. If not then he'll be game no matter what, even if you're a munter, it's still a fancy wank.

No point remaking The Longest day. It's perfect. Some of the epic shots in that still couldn't be improved by all the computer nerds in the world.

You'd have to shoot him with turnips or summat after being locked in a shed with various tick-a-tong-tings and vegetables.

They're remaking Red Sonja and Clash of the Titans CHRIST MAN!

Sounds a lot like The 40 Year Old Virgin. mmmmmmmm Catherine Keener *off to check was she in FHM's list*

You're right like. D.A.R.Y.L. was the best of the lot tbh.

Nine Lives - 9 separate short stories about 9 women told in single takes that rarely relate to one another. Loved it. Don't bother if you like a good story and a twist at the end. Do though, if you like believable characters well acted and no answers provided.

80's - worst decade for film ever - exact FACT everyone backed you can't detract or you'll be attacked.

touche. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang was still good fun though.

I thought it was crap tbh. i cant bide val kilmer since spartan. that film is a disgrace to its own title! 130230[/snapback] What a strange way to judge a film. Someone is in it who was once shit in something else. You could at least criticise it on it's own terms. PS - probably your light fingers missed an 'a' but 'bide' means wait.

From what I can glean, the aim is to make yourself look as thick and emotionally unstable as possible in front of a wide audience. Using these talents you have to pick random numbers between 1 and 21 and pretend that it requires skill. Makes me angrier than Pete Doherty tbh.

...and with respect to that, take a look at this. You might be right about the Guardian, but The Times is well recognised for it's sport coverage. Though Giles Smith is an absoloute plank.

I think the only difference is the media portrayal of the two. The Sun had little interest in Paul Kossoff. They do have in Pete Doherty. Is it because he's a better musician? Obviously not. It's because he shagged a famous model. I have nothing more against Doherty than any other crackheed, more pity than hatred. Anyone who works at The Sun should be shot though. 130039[/snapback] Basically, the media didn't bother people like Kossoff and Janis Joplin, because they didn't attract attention by being fuckwits and yobs. Doherty attracts attention because he's a fuckwit and a yob, not just because he was shagging Kate Moss. Load of celebs shag other celebs but don't attract that sort of publicity. As for the Sun, I take the view that each to their own with newspapers. If someone wants to fight their way through huge sized pages to read something, fair enough its up to them. I couldn't be arsed. I know plenty of intelligent and worldy wise people who are quite happy watching the news on TV every evening, and don't bother reading a newspaper, if they want to read something, they pick up a good book instead. This is what I like to do. Because in all newspapers, once you get past the basic news in whatever format its presented, the rest is just articles, and I for one don't give a rats arse about the theatre, fashion, check the thousands of stocks and share listings, or a profile on the history of stamp collecting. Basically, I don't feel the need to read the Guardian, or the Times, to portray myself as intelligent, do what you want. Looking down on people for being themselves does you no favours, in fact, quite the reverse. It just makes you look like a right nob. A journalist is a journalist too, they are just doing their jobs. However, so far as football goes, I think some of the journalists who write for the Times and the Guardian, most definitely don't have a clue about the game or what they are talking about. And if that photo of him injecting that girl turns out to be real and he gets 10 years, then that journalist from the Sun, "who should be shot" according to you, has done us all a favour IMO 130050[/snapback] Woah, way to misconstrue. I'm not saying Sun readers are thick. My Dad gets it for the racing page. Like you, I don't get a daily paper. I was using the Sun as an example as it's the most popular tabloid. I'll bet you famous people most definately were fuckwits in the past, but evidence of their fuckwitiness was harder to produce than it is now. The majority of the population have a camera on them 24 hours a day these days. Any indiscretion is likely to be captured. The Sun could have done us the favour equally as well if they'd sent the photo on to the police and not said a dickybird in the paper. Would they go round taking photos of nondescript smack rats shooting up then paste it all over the paper? The media coverage fuels his fire tbh. Take away the oxygen of publicity and he'll burn out soon enough.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang - How badly promoted was this? It's taken me a year to see it and all that time I was thinking it was a (not quite art-house, but high brow) cop thriller with a few laughs thrown in. It's actually a hilarious buddy cop comedy that constantly rips the shit out of itself and similar Hollywood fare. I'd recommend it to anyone who liked The Beverly Hills Cop films, The Big Lebowski, 48 Hours etc.