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Has this been done...

Shite, but I've done it now so...

93 mate. To be fair it's been like that since you were playing rounders in your Hi Tec Strada's. You're having a pop at my age? Nowt I can do about that really. Sorry I was hoping you'd bite more than that. There's only two years between us. Am sure you hate the Sunday games too then. There's got to be twice as many as there was when I was 18.

93 mate. To be fair it's been like that since you were playing rounders in your Hi Tec Strada's. You're having a pop at my age? Nowt I can do about that really.

"The game's gone mad" I agree. Not because a woman's doing a better job on the line than most men, but because the twat's at sky have fucked with it so comprehensively that Saturday was only the fifth 3pm Saturday kick off we've had all season and they do shite like schedule a game at Plymouth on a Monday night for us.

I'd love him to convince the mackems to do his testimonial. It's the only way he'd get more of a crowd than Rob Lee did.

What's that Andy Gray? The wingers will make their runs up the wing? Glad you've got a set of draughts to visualise this complex part of the game.

Why would we want to sell Ameobi at the moment?

Get Stelling in.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/9371642.stm You're hysterical woman, go and have a lie down.

You can't hold that against them though.. Might as well have put the Life Of Brian on.

Fulham v Tottingham in the cup. 30th Jan. eh? Bit of satire there for you.

"While Ashley gambled, he was drinking pints of lager brought to him at the table by bar staff. They were on the house because he's a high-roller." Don't you get free drinks when you're hoying quarters into the slots in vegas?

Playing golf at Slayley at the end of March. Think I'll need plenty of spare balls.

This squad can survive so I don't expect any transfer activity.....but then last year we were top of the league and would have won it without strengthening so I'll be happy to see otherwise.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12263095

Its not the man were taking the piss out of. It the dire statue. Oh I know that but lets face it, it didnt really need to go the peado route (as funny as it has been). And you know a few of the more delicate flowers on here wold be going barmy if roles were reversed. Just saying like. Stokoe played for Newcastle you numpty.

Nah, it's Ted Bates....supposedly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bates_(fo...tue_Controversy

A shit statue....shitter than this....

One nil to CT! No mate, I've already said why you're damning Pardew with faint praise to say the players lick his arse for now and the players who were due to discuss contracts have signed. No point repeating that to be ignored again. Hopefully he'll manage something to impress us in the transfer market/from the dugout soon.

Hope you had a bet on that! Hope he didn't. Our group always hoy in £3 quid each for last goal scorer. There's 7 of us so the odds are 6-1 whoever you choose. Fucking daft really when Collo was 25-1 yesterday, and only Carroll was shorter than 6-1

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=718232 "Ashley out by the end of the weeko....Ashley's the best!" "Daft to aim for 7th....No reason we can't finish 7th" "It's a disgrace they've sacked Hughton....So glad they sacked Hughton!" "Hughton's been great with the press....Hughton couldn't handle the press but can't be blamed" I think your a dead canny poster to tell the truth and I like positivity...as my "aim for 7th" comments prove, but you're not giving yourself any credibility. You've done so many 180's your avatar should be Phil 'The Power' Taylor.

So far so good for me. Has hit the ground running and coped well given the circumstances of his arrival and the fact that his own career had stuttered so badly. Hearing players comments in the press would suggest he is having a positive impact on training. (I particularly like the way we have started to try new things at free kicks). I am also pleased that he is getting our current squad tied down. I think the communication with the journalist, and so us, is better than it has been since Keegan. The bottom line will be whether this "Kernt" that people talk about will appear once he has his feet under the table. Hopefully he has learnt from his mistakes and realises what a magnificent opportunity he now has. No need for you to respond CT. Your positive spin on any and every event, even stretching so far as to contradict your own initial gut reaction has given you a Comical Ali persona. When everything is brilliant you can't really be constructive. Which bit is the spin? The players positive comments re the improvements in training? Tying down Ben Arfa, Barton etc? Improved communications with the press. I think the truth is that you have dug yourself so deep into the trenches and cant see that the war is actually over. No need for you to respond Happy. You always put the spin on the way you see things and when someone contextualises it you fail to reappear. Dunno how many times I've corrected one of your ridiculously over the top lists of praise of Ashley's "decisions"....as an example... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=822466 I state decisions Ashley has made since relegation that Ashley would feel he has got right. You then give your opinion of why you think he made those decisions. Doesn't make my point wrong. Didn't then and doesn't now. He will still consider he was right on every of those decisions. He'll still consider the Wise, Keegan and roof signage decisions as correct too.