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BigWalrus

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  1. Thoughts on Williamson replacing Mbiwa in the middle? (perhaps Mbiwa could play full back). Williamson is a very limited player, but he's probably most suited to dealing with Andy Carroll.
  2. I imagine she has a fanny like a leather-upholstered yawning hippo.
  3. I was having a discussion with a mate last weekend about a related topic. Do you think anyone has ever physically shat themselves solely as a result of pre-match nerves?
  4. Pardew, to be fair, has admitted he's got it wrong on a number of occasions. He admitted he got it wrong at the weekend. It doesn't necessarily change your key point of " the wounds of the last fortnight just won't heal for me", however. This is the big one for me. It takes a manager who is self-assured and very confident to be able to bounce back from the last few weeks.
  5. Like at the end is fine, like.
  6. Why not just use an old sock like the rest of us?
  7. People spouting shite about topics they are almost entirely ignorant of. Every bastard has an opinion on everything even if its far too complicated to be digested by their limited thought processes. Don't get me wrong, everyone (including me) will think they get something, only to be later proven wrong. My issue is that there so many serial offenders, its untrue. People who have built up a self-expectation that everyone thinks they're an oracle of knowledge and feel duty bound to give their thought on the matter.
  8. People who use the word "like" inappropriately. Such as, "I've been like working from like home for the last like week or so, so I'm like canny like fresh" Uncontrollably irritates the hell out of me.
  9. Me too. It's self-parody at its best!
  10. All of this is wild speculation and assumption. I know a couple of people who work for the club and the transfer policies and procedures are highly guarded secrets.
  11. A lesbian friend of mine reckons they're mostly lesbians.
  12. Eau de SJP? The sweet smell of balti pies, unwashed hair and stale beer, finished off with crisp notes of piss trough.
  13. Marveaux's groin is becoming a bit problematic. I know he failed a medical for Liverpool because of it, but he doesn't seem to be able to stay injury free for very long.
  14. There are no noises coming from the club that suggest we're even considering replacing Pardew.
  15. Let them have the Europa League, if it convinces them it's been a successful season then I'm all for it.
  16. We should let them have a minute's silence, only we kick off and play through it. We could dedicate the first goal to the memory of Luis the Misunderstood. He was just playing, he didn't mean to hurt anyone.
  17. In other words they need to be aware that there are football fans who will be at the match. Every club in the country has their fair share of dickheads.
  18. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html
  19. That's frightening. It won't be long before he's had a suspension for every tooth.
  20. Whoever put the picture up on the wall probably didn't realise.
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