BigWalrus

Fucking hell

Eau de SJP? The sweet smell of balti pies, unwashed hair and stale beer, finished off with crisp notes of piss trough.

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I have a squirty bottle.

Marveaux's groin is becoming a bit problematic. I know he failed a medical for Liverpool because of it, but he doesn't seem to be able to stay injury free for very long.

There are no noises coming from the club that suggest we're even considering replacing Pardew.

Let them have the Europa League, if it convinces them it's been a successful season then I'm all for it.

We should let them have a minute's silence, only we kick off and play through it. We could dedicate the first goal to the memory of Luis the Misunderstood. He was just playing, he didn't mean to hurt anyone.

In other words they need to be aware that there are football fans who will be at the match. Every club in the country has their fair share of dickheads.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html

That's frightening. It won't be long before he's had a suspension for every tooth.

Whoever put the picture up on the wall probably didn't realise.

If the biting had happened first, then the racial abuse, I reckon you could change the order of that. Handing out 8 game bans for dangerous tackling is never going to happen because of the inherent risk of a dangerous tackle happening during general play. Biting and racism is completely and easily avoidable and deserves much longer bans.

He's also picked up 10 bookings this season, which probably doesn't help his cause. Horrible little turd.

Aye, I agree. Can't really argue against the ban or the length of it to be honest.

And biting is infinitely worse than McManaman's challenge on Haidara, too.

There's a photo of that in the Bamburgh suite at SJP

Suarez banned for TEN games.

To be fair, it's just something I've read. Don't know which goals they were.

Cisse tops the "non-offside" league. "Five of the goals Papisse Cisse has scored this season, that were ruled offside, have been proven not to be offside by TV replays".

Bayern deserved the win, but were helped along by two very iffy decisions from the officials. I've heard that towels have already been spotted on some of the seats at Wembley.

Football doesn't have room for a "natural attacking down the wing game" as a standalone position. The modern wide man needs to balance attacking with hanging back to allow an overlapping fullback, as well as tracking an overlapping opposition fullback. As a standalone skill, Ferguson is canny at running on the outside of the fullback and whipping a ball into the box. It's an easy one to defend as he's pretty one footed, but if we come up against a slow fullback, it could be useful. What he needs to add to his game, is awareness of team mates, awareness of positioning and the decision making process of when to attack, when to drop, when to hold. This will only come with regular games and is why him being out on loan for another half a season at least is vital. He isn't of a good enough standard to justify being a regular in the PL just yet.

I wouldn't expect any significant improvement from players, given that half of them have been injured for long spells. Improvement comes with stability and familiarity of surroundings. We've been ravaged by injury this season and its not allowed us to play a settled side for any length of time. You know its been a bad one when you lose your keeper through two separate injuries.

Cisse plays on the shoulder of defenders, his movement is superb and he is our top scorer.

Pardew's basic is very low, but he has a very generous performance related element to his deal. If he finished in the top 5 again, he'd easily be earning £3m per year, without a shadow of a doubt. If he finishes in 17th place, his bonus will be virtually nothing and his pay packet will reflect that.