Monroe Transfer

What a miserable day this has turned out to be. To top it all off my fucking earphones have died.

Hope they go down with us tbh. Vile club. Didn't they get Hoillet in during the Summer to play in that position? By offering higher wages than other clubs (including CL clubs), naturally.

This isn't going to happen is it...

3 I think.

Didn't he do the same last year?

Yup. But can see Pardew/Ashley relaxing that policy for a little while given the situation we're in. That is all about resale value anyway isn't it? 26/27 isn't old, in fact Remy only just turned 26 a couple of weeks ago

WENGER OUT

Tiote won the Eredivisie too with Twente. Not sure about his time in Belgium.

I think CT has you on ignore tbh, wasting your time there Gene.

Of course they've achieved more in Europe, because Celtic are guaranteed a spot in it every season without fail because the SPL is so poor.

In the SPL! Of course they've 'achieved' more. Look at the calibre of their competition, woeful. Celtic's only real challenger is now playing in the third division and might even have to stay there even if they win that league. That says absolutely nothing. Are you on the wind-up?

Oh dear.

For actually doing something we're crying out for. Albeit months too late. That shouldn't need crying out for in the first place. Let's be honest - half of us thought Debuchy in was going to be it. Remy and a couple of CBs in and I'll have another naming competition in celebration.

Wow, as things stand we'll actually not be making a profit on transfers. Well done Ashley?!

Should I be worried by that sentence?

Get rid of Demba Ba now while you're at it. Don't want to read him bigging up anything to do with that vile club of his. Yes I'm bitter.

Aw jeez

Photoshopped.

No, it's really not that simple. For a start you must be assuming the teams below us will pick up points more consistently than us from now till the end of the season. On top of that you're assuming (albeit understandably) that the squad we have now is the same squad we'll have come Feb 1st.

CT in trying to school Tom shocker. This will be interesting.

Apparently Pardew said no bid has been made in the post match interview. Skysports.com/football is not a trustworthy source.

It's an inprovement on recent results, of course there are positives to take out of it. It's something. Not sure why I'm bothering, you know this.

Fair point. Saving panic mode for February 1st tbh. We could still buy Messi for all we know.

Most of the clubs in this league have only signed one player and several have signed none. Plus we managed to get our first in early doors. Plus most deals always take place towards the end of the window. Plus 99% of these names on lists are just media speculation. Plus...