Monroe Transfer

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Can't see us going down, once we get players back from injury plus Debuchy and A.N. Other. Definitely 3 poorer teams than ourselves. Surreal that it's even being contemplated after last season given most of that team is still at the club.

Aubameyang instead then please. Younger, might be cheaper, better form this season. QPR are a joke either way. Hope they go down. All they can offer is a willingness to offer silly wages. They're in trouble when they go down because of this, surely. Then again Aubameyang seems a bit money-motivated too... he once trained in these (£2.5k crystal-encrusted boots):

A sexy druggy.

Shirley Mike won't allow Pards to go against the policy twice in the window to sign Remy then, who's just turned 26.

Thankful there's an FA Cup weekend now tbh. Gives us time to get a couple new players in and a couple back from injury before Norwich.

If we get Debuchy and Remy in in the space of a week, I might actually... call me crazy but I... am I really saying this... praise Ashley/Llambias. And then I'll go back to ranting as they could and should done this in the summer.

Would like to think he was talking about a Ba replacement, not Debuchy there.

He's just getting worse and worse. He can't shoot, he can't dribble, he can't pass and his tackling has regressed. He's also a thug, not someone I'm proud to see in black and white.

Pathetic.

Yes, but at least he smashed it.

No, that's a bad idea, won't smile till he's holding a black and white shirt up in PR shots.

Disgusting.

Shola straight swap for Ba. So Cisse on the wing. On the other hand, having Cisse through the middle would have wasted the preparation put in pre-match, as Pardew assumed Ba would be playing.

Pardew says the deal is done.

That'll do me just fine.

Incredible levels of cum will be spilled when I see his face on Sky Sports, in the stands.

None of you watching this? Great entertainment.

Southampton 1 up

Few press outlets reckon Debuchy might be in the stands watching the game tomorrow, although I'm not 100% sure about that if Pardwe reckons the deal is far from completed. But then again, he might be saying that as a safety net.

Hopefully your lot won't react like RAWK do. Then again I doubt there's anything controversial in what you put up.

Hostess?

Thank you Danny Graham. If it had stayed 1-2 and Southampton managed to beat Arsenal, we'd be fourth from bottom.

The Mag article doesn't state otherwise.

Villa just equalised. To put that into perspective, they're only a point behind us as things stand.