Monroe Transfer

Oh dear.

For actually doing something we're crying out for. Albeit months too late. That shouldn't need crying out for in the first place. Let's be honest - half of us thought Debuchy in was going to be it. Remy and a couple of CBs in and I'll have another naming competition in celebration.

Wow, as things stand we'll actually not be making a profit on transfers. Well done Ashley?!

Should I be worried by that sentence?

Get rid of Demba Ba now while you're at it. Don't want to read him bigging up anything to do with that vile club of his. Yes I'm bitter.

Aw jeez

Photoshopped.

No, it's really not that simple. For a start you must be assuming the teams below us will pick up points more consistently than us from now till the end of the season. On top of that you're assuming (albeit understandably) that the squad we have now is the same squad we'll have come Feb 1st.

CT in trying to school Tom shocker. This will be interesting.

Apparently Pardew said no bid has been made in the post match interview. Skysports.com/football is not a trustworthy source.

It's an inprovement on recent results, of course there are positives to take out of it. It's something. Not sure why I'm bothering, you know this.

Fair point. Saving panic mode for February 1st tbh. We could still buy Messi for all we know.

Most of the clubs in this league have only signed one player and several have signed none. Plus we managed to get our first in early doors. Plus most deals always take place towards the end of the window. Plus 99% of these names on lists are just media speculation. Plus...

Spot on. Should get the club's permission to do as he wishes if his wife is badly ill to be honest. Family takes precedence over football. He's a professional but he won't be at his best if he's playing with that weighing on his mind.

Hopefully he'll replace Tiote who we will thus sell with any luck.

Shola will get it.

Ramsey St

Yeah, San Lorenzo are full of world class star players

Must be a serious problem if he has to go now (if this is true, I might add). If it's something personal then I wouldn't hold it against him. I'd be very bitter though, and would forever hold it against him if he in truth could have stayed till the summer.

The Independent are a pretty reliable paper to be honest, not one for rumours.

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The wheels on the bus go round and round

/ The smilie at the end just sealed it.

Pretty sure he's not making much off it directly.

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