Monroe Transfer

When has Marveaux ever done that?

Embarrassing. And that's me putting it kindly.

It's a fallacy that we only play long ball football anyway. We do try and mix it up, but we're not really any good at either.

Had a dream last night. Thankfully Newcastle stay out of my dreams for the most part, and yesterday was no different. Instead all I remember of this dream was Nile Ranger lobbing the keeper from about 40 yards out. Whist playing for England.

Fair enough. So is Norway really that dull?

Don't forget this interview he had the other day: http://www1.skysports.com/boxing/news/20876/8273378/Ricky-Hatton-will-quit-boxing-for-good-if-he-loses-against-Vyacheslav-Senchenko

Yup. I get the feeling he'd happily give up his millions immediately just to be able to rewind time back to a decade ago. Some fighters - and footballers, and all professional sports men and women really - give it up when their hearts are not in it any more but it's clear that how much passion Hatton still has for boxing and he couldn't let it go. He must have been an emotional wreck just to want the fight in the first place.

What's this about Gemmill's granny's bush?

Hope he doesn't do anything stupid now.

Oh, wifi enabled.

I do. He'll embarrass himself and his comeback will last all of one round max.

Where did you stumble upon this story? Little towns in this country often make the news in Norway?

A wireless TV? Do you connect your remotes to your TV via a wire or something?

BEEEEWWW

Now THAT'S how to finish a game. Class counter.

Pen decision aside, how jammy can this lot get?

Surely they can't...

3-1. Lukaku puts his club above his parent club edit; definite dive mind.

Jammy goal. 2-1.

WBA now 2-O up at the SOL.

Better late than never.

You're making me feel very young, keep it up.

Shame about the accent though, eh?