Monroe Transfer

What's this about Gemmill's granny's bush?

Hope he doesn't do anything stupid now.

Oh, wifi enabled.

I do. He'll embarrass himself and his comeback will last all of one round max.

Where did you stumble upon this story? Little towns in this country often make the news in Norway?

A wireless TV? Do you connect your remotes to your TV via a wire or something?

BEEEEWWW

Now THAT'S how to finish a game. Class counter.

Pen decision aside, how jammy can this lot get?

Surely they can't...

3-1. Lukaku puts his club above his parent club edit; definite dive mind.

Jammy goal. 2-1.

WBA now 2-O up at the SOL.

Better late than never.

You're making me feel very young, keep it up.

Shame about the accent though, eh?

... So Ranger is in the squad for Southampton. http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/nile-ranger-in-united-squad-for-saints-clash-1-5163348 Poor Xisco.

Improving on Simpson and Williamson would at least reduce the amount of goals conceded though. Wouldn't really affect our attacking play that much, although I don't doubt for a second that someone like Debuchy would be far more effective going forward than Simpson is.

It's *only* Southampton. Some might argue that they might deserve more points than they have as they've played well in several games and been unlucky in a couple. Their defence is shocking though. We'll win 2-1. 2 early goals and then we'll sit back for 60 minutes and invite pressure and have a nervy second half when they score in the 55th minute.

If anythng good can come from our poor form, it's that it's made it extra clear that we need bodies in in January. It's shown Ashley/Llambias that we can't wing it, injuries have cost us and the young players are not yet ready to solidify their first team places. The owner took a gamble and it's not paid off. We need the same players we needed in the Summer, and I'd be prepared to sell Tiote (not been at his best and I've had enough of his embarrassing lack of disciplne and constant suspensions) if Ashley isn't prepared to put his hand in his own pocket. Not that I expect anyone to come in in the window. Then again I thought the same last year and we brought in Cisse, which turned out to be a great bit of - significant - business and just what we needed.

Doesn't really matter a great deal either way when you're not much of a Newcastle fan in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like him either.

Since i don't know who that is, I'm intrigued to know why.

Please tell me you've had a few.