Monroe Transfer

Simpson and Perch? Kadar might as well just quit now (if true).

Well it's your post, what was your actual nomination? I assumed it was Monroe Transfer.

83. I don't even need to tell you what that post contains. How typical.

Right, I'm home now, so I'll do this. If the number generator lands on something that isn't a nomination, I'll do it again till it lands on one.

Quality night of football, get in. To be honest though out of all of them I'd rather Chelsea had been knocked out especially after Villas Boas' pathetic comments after the game.

I think I'll close this 'competition' around 9pm tonight if I'm near a PC. Already starting to regret this thread but I made my bed and all that.

I guess I better take back my earlier post then...

Had to look that up on Urban Dictionary Well if the random number generator chooses it...

Why don't you give it a try?

We've got Kadar, doubt there's much difference in quality (at least enough to cover us for 2 weeks against beatable sides).

Next time just make a jovial comment about his reasonably high gamerscore and how much of a nerd he must be to have attained it.

At some point I'll enter the last post number into this random number generator - http://andrew.hedges.name/experiments/random/ - and whatever number (post) is chosen is what I'll go with. Like a lottery, but with the worst prize you could possibly think of.

Exactly why would you take the word of anyone on here over a qualified optician?

How do you know what their wages are? edit. or what Stevie and Semi said

I didn't see anyone saying it did.

Anyone else read the entire article searching for a NUFC reference?

Best suggestion yet

We'll drop down to 7th if Liverpool win, so come on Fulham.

I'm almost certainly more optimistic about the club now than you are, so that won't work.

Let's face it, Tecato is pretty stupid (I even though so 5 years ago when I registered here, but I just liked the way it sounds). Suggest some names at me and you may well find your suggestion taking pride of place above Bubbles for years to come (or when I decide on a new username).

Didn't actually think you'd get offended by that post tbh, hence the banter-ish tone. Now stop pretending to be my father, you're scaring the children.

We've not had much luck with Michaels over the years have we.

I love how you randomly use colloquial English words (even Geordie ones) yet get basic phrases wrong. I love how you for some reason find great pleasure in correcting and reflecting on why non-native english speakers get the occational phrase wrong. You must be sitting on your basement computer and wanking over your own language. I cant - even at a second glance - see what is wrong with that sentence, and it doesnt bother me in the slightest. Do you also correct people in real life? You must be a right laugh at parties. Why dont you fancy me with some norwegian sentences - correctly spelled - then? Haway big shite "I could give a flying toss" means you do care/give a toss, which was obviously not your intention given the context of the rest of your post. I could speak Norwegian to you but you'd probably accuse me of using Google Translate - and of course you'd be right. What I do with my basement computer is my business - if you must know I'm in love with a dictionary.