Monroe Transfer

CT's Christian name. The very thought. Noted, Chez.

Charlotte? I always feel like I'm not part of the TT clique when you lot start mentioning names of outsiders.

"Probably"? Is there anything you won't try and spin?

The corpse holding a sign would get it.

Is praise from a complete gump worth anything? Have you seen some of the people Louis Walsh praises? No, because I avoid everything and anything to do with X Factor. Clearly you can't say the same, so I'm the better man.

Joey Barton at his absolute 'best'. Even if I've never watched The Only Way is Essex and I have no idea who Dean Gaffney is. Some of his tweets are hilarious. http://www.talksport...ts-and-pictures Apparently Barton is 'jel' of them. He's still at it - http://twitter.com/#!/joey7barton

Mock it all you like, but it's nice to see the club getting a lot of praise from overseas media.

Arsenal without RvP, too. They're very much the definition of a one man team.

If I've had a few the last thing I'd want to do is find the nearest computer to start posing shit on TT. I post enough nonsense as it is.

This is true. December is full of games but get through that and into the window and we can start fo fix things (or at least we'd like to think that will happen). A new striker and defensive cover would satisfy me, although the more the merrier.

To me he looked too excited, like he was trying too hard and not showing enough composure. 50k fans and a lot of self-confidence at his age will do that to you. Like said above, he needs games.

You're a little obsessed with him, aren't you.

Change his username as well please, Ant. Purely for the lol factor.

Du fitte.

Ærlig talt, ville Ba og Carroll up front være skremmende. Kunne godt ild oss inn i og utenfor Europa.

Some brilliant rapeage of Kebabeyes' profile settings there.

I was looking at the odds on England winning of 11/4 and I thought fuck me that's a canny price at home, but then you look at the squad Spain have picked and you just think we might as well not turn up. There used to be a thing on Fantasy Football years ago with Frank Skinner, and that other mug, called Old Football was crap. They'd show you examples of players being shite, Pele missing open goals etc.... My point is this, this Spain team would beat Brazil 1970 hands down, people say you can't compare era's. Why not, I refuse to believe that skill wise Brazil were better than this team, and as such, in my opinion this Spain team are possibly the greatest international team ever. Their second eleven would probably be the second best side after their first eleven. An UNBELIEVABLY talented squad, shown by the fact Enrique can't even get in it for friendlies. He's better than Arbeloa who plays there nuw and then, and certainly better than Monreal, he was better than Capdevila too so fuck knows what their problem is with Enrique at least we now know it's got fuck all to do with Newcastle when he's not being picked while with the dippers too. I fear it could be embarrassing for England on Saturday neet. Spot on. Only Ashley Cole would get in their first 11 at the moment U21 Champs too don't forget, they're sorted for the future too. England's midfield is utterly mediocre and aside from Rooney, Darren Bent is the only top level striker England possess.

Not worried about him, Maiga will set the league alight... and beyond.

They look considerably better and more comfortable when they go with Kuyt - Suarez - Bellamy. Still can't believe we got £35m for Carroll.

England friendly selection:: If you're going to put Rodwell and Jagielka in there, then you might as well call up the Taylors and Simpson since they're 3 quarters of the best defence in the league... ... but I'm happy Capello didn't because I don't care about England and I wouldn't want our boys to risk getting injured.

It's a game of two halves though. We comfortably deserved to win the first. For all their play in the second haf - didn't their best chances actually happen in the first?

Fucking Tottenham. Is it wrong that I want the likes of Liverpool and Spurs to drop as many points as possible, even though they'll probably end up above us regardless?