Monroe Transfer

Not being funny but all anyone who wants streams needs to do is to Google for them. The 2/3 sites that everyone gets their streams from are, funnily enough, the top 2/3 results on Google. At that point, surely you would just bookmark them for future use. No-one is part of a special private member's club or anything and it amazes me how many people go into the match thread asking for "rivers" - at this point I am not too sure where the mods stand as it's blatant what people are talking about (not to mention those that just straight up post the links) - when they're so easily available. If you need help finding the best stream out of the listings then just enter the respective site's forums and you'll have your answer.

Kevin never left the house but did indeed help himself to that bottle of WKD he got for Christmas.

To talk about Emma Watson's hair...

Poor man's Shola tbh.

How about all the managers who actually won something for us?

Doubt he's on Toontastic much tbh

Ban him.

What sort of pie you having, Fish?

Also a fair amount of goals you reckon we'll manage to score. I don't.

Provide a source then, obviously.

Souness?

Martins might start for them tomorrow. Nailed on to score.

Embarrassed for him.

Would be nice to see the regime give something back. I can foresee them renaming it the Sports Direct stand instead, mind.

You would've thought with the Carroll deal being reliant on the Torres deal going through it would have been fairly easy to grease the wheels for Sturridge to have ended up here on loan. Agreed. I'm going to sound like a severely broken record here but we should have been in for him regardless of the Carroll situation. In fact I would have been satisfied with Yakubu who ended up with a Championship club. His form had dipped dramatically but would you really have any of our lot (excluding Shola at the moment as he's injured) before him?

I'd like to build a side around Enrique (25), Tiote (24) and Ben Arfa (23). All are top class (assuming Ben Arfa comes back and plays as well he could before his injury). They're of a great age; old enough to have some experience but absolutely young enough to improve significantly. Sadly I had Carroll in the same bracket as the above. I wanted him and the above 3 to be the foundations of this team for years to come.

You've got to be joking.

To be perfectly honest, at this rate... no I don't see him playing for us next season. Whether he wants to leave or not, a bigger club will have noticed him by now. May well be foreign and may well be Spanish.

Probably Kevin's finest moment on this forum. Not a lot of competition for that spot, mind.

La di da.

3 in 3 for Sturridge now. We should have been in for him.

The above post is surely the cue to nuke this abomination of a thread from the internets.

The Joorabchain thing was paper talk.

Why does this dribble keep getting spouting? 'The Carroll situation' is having a negative effect on the our performance because we sold him without any plan for replacing him before the end of the window. For me the thing that bothers me most is that we didn't get another striker in regardless of Carroll's situation. I was asking for the same thing in the summer because I knew we couldn't rely on Carroll, and that our other strikers aren't enough on their own. I realise that the market makes it difficult but a good 5 Premier League strikers moved to other PL clubs on loan in January, all of whom would have improved us. I imagine only Keane would have had extortionate wages, but perhaps we should have taken a risk and paid over the going rate just for a few months. We seemed to be concentrating on wingers (Larsson, Bentley) and then ended up with a ACM in Ireland. I don't believe that Pardew really placed that much faith in Best et al, or that he realised Carroll would be out for so long (which of course became a moot point in the end anyway).