Monroe Transfer

the blue lagoon - pure manky greasy scran - if you enjoyed that fish & chips you must've been well hammered! Took ye lang enough. THE WORST chippy I've ever bought something from. Am a fish and chips man normally but a got sausage n chips this one time from there. It's nee wonder the life expectancy in parts of Glasgow (Carlton?) is about 36, I was like do a get chips wi that grease. Bites in to the sausage, a thought what the fucks that, something hard like a boiled egg, looks doon, a full fuckin sheeps eye. I thought sausage was put through blenders and all the rest of it, not the stuff the blue lagoon sell. Fuckin sheeps eye, luckily we were goin home that day so a didnt need to eat owt else there. Still, did the eye taste good?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ers/9363142.stm By all accounts a true legend of English football. Those stats speak for themselves.

Cattermole will get wound up and will probably break one of our lot's legs.

I think for once we're the underdog. If Gyan/Bent have an on day then we'll be in serious trouble, but without them at their best I think we're capable of at least getting a draw. Getting goals is my worry; a Shola/Nolan scoring spree like at SJP surely can't come around twice, can it?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

They really hate it when the older ones mention the 73 DVD and the "Geordie" chants. They had a thread titled Who'd be a Geordie on the SMB slagging off Newcastle. It took a whole half a dozen posts before it descended into this. That's amazing.

Paper talk.

What a thick twat! Hadn't even noticed that until now. What a moron.

Poor Kevin. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?...mp;postcount=92

Awful dive from Di Maria there. Not bad for a cup game this.

Who else is watching the Madrid derby? 1-1 with less than 20 on the clock, end to end stuff.

29 and on huge wages. Not saying I wouldn't have him but it doesn't sound like something Ashley would agree to.

Sweet fucking Jesus. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=557434

Hi guys, all 254 of you! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=557438

That shot of the Millennium bridge there is stunning.

Not that I or anyone should really care what he has to say, here's Lawrenson's prediction. Er, they were a.) at home and b.) started with Gyan and Bent amongst others.

Most of them are mocking the OP anyway.

Arrange an evening out with toughguymick.

More to the point, if Spurs won this they'd no longer be playing in Tottenham. I've heard talk of them changing their name if they win. There are some pros to Spurs winning it but it's just not something that I'm comfortable with. The biggest con concerning West Ham's bid is simply the possibility of them getting relegated and having a 60k seater stadium to fill and pay for whilst in a lower league.

My favourite man currently in football.

There is no way Torres will be playing for them next season.

To that end, her bathroom is a zero-G environment.

It's alright, Liverpool will take the last relegation spot.

that's a ghetto booty here's another example, on a larger scale. it is the huge thread after all Would.

As much as I want to LOL myself into oblivion, they're still only 3 points below us.